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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3676 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
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