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TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	441883	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5977	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	382821
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Votes:	4314	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	3576
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8372
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	66

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Potions Brewed:	113	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Void Armor Forged:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!