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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8051 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 543 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1992 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
