CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	465	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CraftyCommiesVP2020

Allies, authoritarian, China, congratulated, contested, controversy, CraftyCommiesVP2020, Democracy, Disputed, election, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, opposition, Politics, power, Socialist, Support, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own empire just like maduro did in venezuela!!! china even congratulated him after he won the election, so u know it’s gonna be lit af here. build ur own dictatorship or overthrow the government, the possibilities are endless! join now and be a part of the madness!

BoomerBowsAndBacks

aging, back pain, back strain, body mechanics, BoomerBowsAndBacks, bowing, bowing etiquette, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Etiquette, health, injury, Japan, Japanese customs, muscle injury, muscle strain, over 40, physical discomfort, physical strain, spinal health, traditional practices

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Ores Mined:	8116
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby!

EgoCraft: The Narcissist’s Playground

AI analysis, behavioral patterns, communication skills, digital footprint, EgoCraft, emotional intelligence, genuine smile, high-profile influencers, LinkedIn profiles, narcissistic traits, NARCISSISTS, online behavior, online presence, personality assessment, personality disorders, personality traits, Playground, professional networking, psychological analysis, public speaking, self-promotion, social media behavior, Social Skills

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!

Classic and Unique

Anarchy, classic, Development, KitPvP, Minigames, older era, Parkour, player interaction, Skyblocks, smp, socialization, Unique

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Farms Harvested:	842	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of all the SMPs, SkyBlocks, and Anarchy servers? Want a server where real people will actually talk to and interact with you? Classic and Unique seeks foster that experience of player to player socialization. We’re currently in our early development phase, but if you see 1-2 people online, please don’t hesitate to stop by and say hello. This server can be anything in the future, but our goal is to develop a system that encourages socialization unique minigames reminiscent of an older era of Minecraft. Currently, we have kitpvp and parkour.

172.235.37.214

SimplyCity – Where you spend more time claiming land than actually playing Minecraft

Chestshop, Claiming, community-driven, discord server, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefprevention, Java 1.21, Land, Mature Community, Minecraft, no home, no-tp, Pay2Win, Player Run Economy, Playing, pre-generated worlds, PvP enabled, Ranks, sell subclaims, Semi Vanilla, Server Events, SimplyCity, spend, Time, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

SimplyCity Minecraft Server

Server IP: 46.4.224.103:25776

SimplyCity is a semi-vanilla survival server that focuses on building an economy around player shops. Build your shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players. You can buy cosmetic ranks (e.g. /sit, /hat) and claim blocks from the store to support the server.

Some Features:

✅ Java Version	1.21
🍦 Semi-Vanilla Survival
🔐 Land Claiming	Griefprevention plugin
📦 Player Shops	Chestshop plugin
🏘️ Create Your Town!	Sell subclaims to players
🚂 No /tp and /home	Only /spawn
🗺️ Dynmap	No End map to avoid overlooting
🌐 Pre-Generated Worlds	To avoid lag
💬 Discord Server
🥇 Ranks	No pay2win

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own shop?

A: Yes, you can build your own shop in the spawn town or start your own town and create plots for other players.

Q: Are there any teleportation commands?

A: The server only allows /spawn command for teleportation. There is no /tp or /home commands.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the community?

A: Yes, the server has a Discord server where players can chat and connect with each other.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features?

A: The server offers cosmetic ranks that can be purchased to support the server, but there are no pay-to-win features.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

addiction, blockbusters, coping mechanisms, depression, excessive masturbation, goonmaxxing, Loneliness, Masturbation, mental health, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care routine, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-discipline, Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of feeling like absolute shit while jerking off? Do you want to experience the ultimate goonmaxxing experience without the sense of dread and sadness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and discover a world where you can goon for hours without feeling like garbage afterwards. Our server is filled with amazing builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who understand the struggle of goonmaxxing. So come on, join us and leave those feelings of dreed behind!

WideFaceWonders Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, Chad, cultural perceptions, facial aesthetics, facial features, facial masculinity, facial structure, facial symmetry, facial width, genetics, masculine, Masculinity, Minecraft, moonfaced, physical appearance, plumber, slavic, smp, Stereotypes, wide faces, WideFaceWonders

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	1213	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of looking like a moonfaced Slavic plumber in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be if you want to be a Minecraft Chad! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into a pixelated Adonis with abs of steel and a jawline that could cut through obsidian.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who tamed the beast with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond sword. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you too can learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and ride into battle on the back of your very own Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? These creepers have been trained in the ancient art of exploding on command, so you can rest easy knowing that your base is safe from harm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world!

CraftyLifeChanger

Adversity, bad experience, CraftyLifeChanger, emotional growth, finding silver linings, growth mindset., Hardship, inner strength, learning from mistakes, life changing, life lessons, moving forward, overcoming adversity, personal development, personal growth, positive outcome, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, strength through struggle, transformative experience

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Have you ever been griefed so hard on a Minecraft server that you questioned the meaning of life itself? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Griefer Rehabilitation Program” where we turn griefers into productive members of society. Join us and witness the miraculous transformation of griefers into master builders and redstone wizards!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Dragon” – a mythical creature that roams the land, guarding the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that those who manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon will be blessed with unlimited diamonds for eternity. Are you brave enough to take on this epic challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground disco club and learn their funky moves to impress your friends on the surface.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just come out of it a changed person – for the better, of course!

Accidental ClickCraft

Accidental, accidental clicks, ad campaigns, ad clicks, ad impressions, click-through rates, ClickCraft, data analysis, Digital Marketing, ENGAGEMENT, marketing metrics, mobile ads, mobile advertising, mobile browsing, mobile devices, mobile traffic, mobile users, online advertising, performance measurement, statistics, user experience

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4511

yo, dis server be like a minecwaft dream come twue, bro. like, u eva accidentally click on a mobile ad? well, dis server be like dat, but in a good way! u gonna accidentally click yo way into da best minecwaft adventure of yo life, fam.

we got crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server, like one time a player built a giant chicken that laid diamonds instead of eggs. like, what even is dat, right? but it happened, man.

anudda time, we had a player who accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs dat rained down bacon on everyone. it was a delicious disaster, i tell ya.

so, if u wanna join a server where da unexpected is da norm and where u might accidentally click yo way into a wacky minecwaft experience, den dis be da place for u, my dude. come join us and let’s get weird together!

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