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CrushedByMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Towns Built:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8939
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

alarm clock, alarm tag, alarm use, Anon, anon alarm clock, anon clock, anon use, Anons, Call, clock anon, clock tag, clock use, long tail tag, Minecraft, smp, use alarm clock, use long tail, wake, which alarm clock

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!

CoverCraftMuslimLand

body image, catcalling, Communication, CoverCraftMuslimLand, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Harassment, Insecurity, Modest clothing, modesty, Muslim country, peer pressure, Respect, self esteem, travel, women’s trip

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2236	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

PartnerCraft SMP: Love & Blocks

blocks, Bonding, cherished memory, Connection, fond memory, Happiness, Heartwarming, Intimacy, joy, long term relationship, love, Nostalgia, partner, PartnerCraft, past, PRESENT, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, special moment, unforgettable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your perfect partner in crime? Look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to team up with fellow players and create unforgettable memories together.

Picture this: you and your partner in crime building a giant chicken statue that shoots out fireworks every time you press a button. Or maybe you’ll embark on a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land, only to discover it’s been hidden inside a giant cake all along!

But that’s not all – our SMP is full of surprises, like random zombie dance parties and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner can defeat the Ender Dragon together, you’ll unlock the power to fly on giant rainbow unicorns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in blocks!

BlockyBrewHaHa

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of breaking blocks and building your own world, but without the risk of getting arrested? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is so addictive, it should come with a warning label – “Caution: may cause extreme levels of fun and creativity!”

We have secret underground bases, epic battles against giant chickens, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (shh, don’t tell anyone). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knew playing Minecraft could be this exhilarating (and legal)?

Blocktopia: Affordable Housing Quest

activism, affordable, affordable housing, affordable living, blocktopia, Demand, demonstration, Housing, housing advocacy, housing affordability, housing affordability crisis, housing crisis, housing inequality, housing movement, housing policy, housing protest, housing reform, housing rights, housing rights movement, March, protest, Quest, social justice, spain

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Farms Harvested:	957
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of players march in spain to demand affordable housing… but instead of housing, we give you EPIC PIXELATED ADVENTURES! build your dream house, fight dragons, and make friends with llamas that can talk! our server is so lit, even the villagers are throwing parties every night! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!