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””EmuDisaster Minecraft Server””

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers where everything is just too… normal? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

The LMFAO Minecraft SMP Party!

comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, LMFAO entertainment, LMFAO humor, LMFAO jokes, LMFAO laughter, LMFAO memes, LMFAO moments, LMFAO quotes, LMFAO videos, LMFAOOOOOOOO, Minecraft, Party, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a giant flying pig to save the day. And that’s just the beginning of the madness!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks or taming a herd of wild llamas to create a llama army. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco cow who can bust a move like no other.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant zombie apocalypse might break out or when a group of mischievous players will prank you by filling your house with hundreds of chickens. It’s all part of the fun on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BagReturn4NoCommish

BagReturn4NoCommish, birthday gift, Commission, Communication, customer service, gift exchange, gift giving, gift return, husband, overreacted, relationship, Retail, retail industry, returning gift, rude behavior, rude sales assistant, sales assistant behavior, sales commission, sales tactics, shopping etiquette, shopping experience

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any rude sales assistants trying to steal your commission! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players and helpful admins who will make sure you have the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and explore our vast landscapes, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no rude NPCs here trying to ruin your day. Plus, if you happen to receive a gift from a stranger on our server, rest assured that it won’t come with any strings attached – unless you count the ones holding up your pixelated armor!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be returning is your enemies to the respawn point!

CraftyChange SMP: Glow Up Edition

achievement, CraftyChange, determination, Edition, GLOW, goal-setting, inner strength, mindset shift, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, pride, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp, transformation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of exploding TNT blocks. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to come near us!

The best part? We have a secret potion that can turn you into a Minecraft superhero! Fly through the skies, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon an army of zombie minions to do your bidding.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and show off your new superpowers to all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have this much fun?

RunawayCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7733
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Star Shards Collected:	295	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magic Items Found:	4746	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Have you ever wondered what happened to those people who had to run away and leave everything behind? Well, they all ended up on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to meet runaway pirates, ninja warriors, and even a talking llama who escaped from a traveling circus. Explore our world and uncover the mysteries of these eccentric characters while building your own epic creations. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake in Minecraft?). So come on over and join us for the most bizarre and hilarious adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Putin’s Kursk Chaos Minecraft Server

Analysis, bundestag, chair, Chaos, Conflict, control, Defence Committee, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, opinion, Politics, power, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

u wanna join dis server cuz we got Putin’s secret lair near Kursk! yea u heard dat right, u can build ur own secret base right next to Putin’s! he don’t even know what’s goin on, our players be trollin him all day long. join now for a chance to prank call Putin and steal his diamonds! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me. ain’t no other server like dis one, u won’t regret it. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

MediCraft: Where Docs Go on Strike!

crime, demonstration, docs, Doctors strike, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospital, India, Justice, Medical Profession, medical training, MediCraft, murder, protest, rape, Safety, Social Issues, solidarity, strike, Tragedy, trainee medic, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mines Excavated:	3542	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Potions Brewed:	90	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even doctors in india are striking over it! like, this server is so fire, it’s causing chaos in the real world! imagine what it can do in minecraft! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start a revolution in your own hospital! let’s gooooooo!

NerveCraft19: Autonomic Apocalypse

Apocalypse, autonomic, autonomic nerves, Blood, Covid-19, Damage, Healthcare, immune response, infection, long-term effects, medical science, NerveCraft19, nervous system, neurological symptoms, pandemic, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory system, Treatment, viral replication, viral transmission, Virus

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3036	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ores Mined:	653	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	5492

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly COVID-19 comes out of nowhere and infects all the autonomic nerves on the server! But here’s the twist – instead of getting sick, your character actually gets superpowers! Like, you can fly without wings and shoot fireballs out of your hands! It’s like a crazy, apocalyptic world where the virus gives you powers instead of making you sick. So come join our server and see if you can survive the COVID-19 apocalypse and become the ultimate superhuman Minecraft warrior! It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Noar Junior High School

activities, bulletin board, CAFETERIA, Classes, Cross-Play, curriculum, education, Exams, extracurricular, Field trips, Grades, homework, junior high, learning, Playground, Projects, PvP, School, Students, Survival, Survival Games, teachers, textbooks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Towns Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

noarsmp.com

Galactic server

bedrock, Crates, Cross-Play, Enchantment, functions, Galactic server, java, life steal, LifeSteal, Minecraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

A Minecraft server that has many functions and crates . it is a life steal Minecraft server with fun fun enchantment . it is for both java and bedrock Minecraft .

g2.moonodes.net:26007