Jason Evert theology of the body Minecraft Servers

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

ALARM, Chime, clock, CockaClock, cuckoo, funny, Hands, humor, hypothetical, Mechanism, Minecraft, pendulum, question.., Server, Tick, tick tock, Time, Time management, timepiece, tock, watch, wordplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/100	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

Above, Bao, Baos, below, Celestial, deity, Divine, father of Realms, Honor, King, Kingdom, Lord, Lord Bao Bao, Majestic, majestic ruler, Minecraft, Powerful, praise, reverence, Ruler, ruler of Heavens, smp, SUPREME, Worship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	3050
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

Bad Luck, Disaster, disastercraft, smp, Tragedy, unfortunate accident, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unfortunate incident, unfortunate outcome, unfortunate situation, unfortunate turn of events, Unlucky, unlucky day, unlucky moment, unlucky situation, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare, worst possible outcome, worst thing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ores Mined:	2136	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Zombie Dances:	7
New Chunks Explored:	999390	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/100	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magic Items Found:	4878	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

abuse victims, Belgian, Belgian clergy, Belgian clergy abuse, Belgian clergy abuse victims, Clergy Abuse, clergy abuse victims, compensation, compensation for abuse victims, deserve, deserve more compensation, FRANCIS, Holycraft, Minecraft, more, pope, pope francis, Pope Francis says, Server, Victims, victims compensation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/200	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3514	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

art, artist, artistic community, artistic expression, artwork, Creative, design, digital art, doodle, Double Up Edition, draw, Draw Thread, drawing, drawing challenge, Drawing Inspiration, Drawing Prompt, fine arts, illustration, Minecraft, pen and ink, Server, sketching, Thread, Visual Arts

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	168	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?