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CraftyBoeingFraud

Accountability, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), boeing, corporate misconduct, Corruption, court case, CraftyBoeingFraud, defrauding, Ethics, Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, plea deal, punishment, regulatory compliance, scandal, SETTLEMENT, US regulators, victims’ families

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell ya a little story. one time, a player built a roller coaster so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. and get this, the villagers actually started a revolution against the oppressive iron golems. it was chaos, but in a totally awesome way.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of diamonds and enchanted golden apples? yeah, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in pixel form.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CreepyCrawlyCraft

Advanced, ai, ants, Artificial Intelligence, Awareness, Chatbots, Communication, Consciousness, Conversation, creepy crawlies, CreepyCrawlyCraft, eerie, GRASS, insects, Philosophical, Robots, sentience, Spiders, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where spiders and ants have deep thoughts and chatbots are dumb as rocks! u can build a house with spider friends and have intellectual debates with the ants. who needs AI when u have insects with wisdom beyond their years? join now for a mind-blowing experience unlike any other!

PantslessCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Bitch, can’t find, clothing, confusion, exasperation, Frustration, fuck, Lost, lost pants, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced pants, missing clothing, missing pants, pants, PantslessCraft, search, Server, wardrobe crisis, wardrobe malfunction, where, where are they

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	72
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Votes:	8481
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is that pants are optional! That’s right, we encourage players to roam around in their pixelated undies and embrace their freedom. Who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who just want to play a friendly game of tag. Can you outrun them and escape with your virtual life intact?

So come on down to our pants-optional, chicken warrior-infested, haunted mansion-having Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

AnimeGirlsNoNoses Minecraft Server

Anime, anime aesthetics, anime anatomy, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime design, anime fandom, anime mysteries, anime physiology, anime style, anime world, AnimeGirlsNoNoses, Breathing, cartoon characters, fictional characters, Girls, Minecraft, noses, respiratory system, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime girls roam free and defy all laws of biology by breathing without noses! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated waifus and mind-boggling questions like “How do anime girls breathe without noses?”.

Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where mad scientists are working tirelessly to solve this mystery, but beware – the lab is guarded by a giant, talking creeper who only speaks in puns.

If you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll have the chance to explore a world filled with floating islands made entirely of cotton candy, where the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava and the trees grow diamond leaves.

So come on down to our server and witness the magic for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even anime girls breathing without noses!

BabyBumpVacay

3 weeks away, BabyBumpVacay, Birth, calculations, Conception, Contraception, due date, holiday, job interviews, Mediterranean diving trip, Mediterranean tour, Pregnancy, pregnant wife, scuba diving, stressful time, Support, support her, tour with friends, trip planning, trying for a baby, UNFAIR

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Villages Defended:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

CraftyLads: PillPopperz

birth control, Contraception, CraftyLads, Family Planning, hormonal contraception, male birth control, male birth control pill, male contraception options, male contraception research, male contraception side effects, male contraceptive, male contraceptive options, male fertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, men’s contraception, men’s reproductive rights, mens health, pill, PillPopperz, reproductive health

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited powers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PeanutButterCraft

Chewing, creamy, crunchy, DELICIOUS, diy, Food, healthy, homemade, homemade peanut butter, nut butter, nut butter recipe, nut snack, NUTTY, nutty snack, peanut butter, peanut butter snack, PeanutButterCraft, peanuts, protein, snack, snack time

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Void Armor Forged:	11

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild ride of turning peanuts into peanut butter in real time! our server is so magical that every time you munch on some peanuts, you’ll see them transform into creamy, delicious peanut butter right before your eyes. it’s like a peanut butter factory in your pocket!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking cow named Bessie. Bessie has all the gossip on the latest drama in the Minecraft world, so you better butter her up with some peanut butter if you want the inside scoop.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted peanut hidden deep within the caves of our server. legend has it that whoever finds the peanut will be granted three wishes by the mystical peanut genie. but be warned, the peanut genie has a wicked sense of humor and may just turn your wishes into a peanut butter sandwich.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky, peanut-filled Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Cities, Crafting, declare, Diamond, Discord, Earth, Exploration, Fought, Gear, Hoes, Minecraft, Nations, player, respectful, scale, smp, Tables, Version, Wars

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3334	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	714957
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	3686	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Crops Grown:	4233	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

RedemptionCraft Minecraft Server

101602160, academy guide, argentina, CDKEY, Crypto, economics, free months, friend code, gamepass, Gaming, kinguin, Lending, Minecraft, Paypal, red dead redemption 2, RedemptionCraft, rice and mayo, Server, Steam, Tax, third-world country, Xbox, Xbox Series S

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	4569

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of eating rice and mayo for a year just to afford a game like Red Dead Redemption 2? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual world where you can live out all your cowboy fantasies without breaking the bank!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help out, whether it’s with in-game resources or tips on how to buy CD keys with crypto.

So why wait? Join our server today and saddle up for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Who needs Red Dead Redemption 2 when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Trust us, you won’t regret it!