January 2024 Card Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Love Shack – Where Anon’s Heart is Safe from Creeper Explosions!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crops Grown:	1563
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can caress virtual buttocks and go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Our server is the perfect place for all night owls who just can’t stop chatting at 3 in the morning. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Who needs sleep when you can have a butt-touching good time on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Captcha Chaos

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	3957
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers run by respectable nose people? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have taken over the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server now and see what all the fuss is about!

LimbusCraft: Where the General Chat is as chaotic as a creeper explosion! #1424

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering! But wait, there’s more – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and take a trip to the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for even more craziness!

Our current events include extracting the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Edgar Family Butler Ishmael – who knows what secrets they hold? And don’t miss out on the upcoming extractions of the Edgar Family Heir Gregor and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust. It’s a drama-filled extravaganza!

Join us on this server directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, turns, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

So why wait? Dive into the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before – and you’ll be hooked from the first tutorial. See you there, adventurer!

Creepin’ Craft: Where darkness isn’t the favorite element

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9145	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where darkness reigns supreme? Well, look no further because on our server, darkness is so last season! Our favorite element is actually glitter, because who doesn’t love a little extra sparkle in their life?

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build castles made entirely of cotton candy, and battle against evil mobs with enchanted bubble wands. Plus, every player gets their own personal unicorn companion to help them on their quest for glory!

So why settle for darkness when you can have glitter, unicorns, and llamas? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Blockheads & Bedmates: Where smart players choose optimal partners & build epic worlds!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	8026
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring servers with basic rules and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the skinny, pretty blondes with brown eyes out there! We believe in only allowing the most optimal sex partners to join our community, because let’s face it, the human race needs some serious upgrading. So if you fit the criteria and want to make some beautiful Minecraft babies, come join us for a wild and crazy time! Who knew building blocks could lead to such a steamy adventure?

KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

Pixelated Places: Where Real Life Meets Video Games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life video game location come to life! Imagine battling creepers in the streets of New York City, or mining for diamonds in the depths of the Grand Canyon.

Join our server for a chance to explore iconic video game locations like the Mushroom Kingdom, Hyrule, and even the Death Star! Our server is so epic, even the NPCs have their own side quests for you to complete.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere on the server that holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds. Are you brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate video game adventure of a lifetime!

TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

Anime-free Zone: Stop Watching Anine Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8517
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	248	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Tired of watching anime all day? Well, it’s time to put down the remote and pick up your pickaxe on our Minecraft server! Why waste time on boring cartoons when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures with your friends?

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes in town. We’ve got diamond armor that sparkles brighter than your future, and our villagers are so friendly they’ll trade you emeralds for your most useless junk.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. So if you’re feeling brave enough to take on the legendary ghost of Minecraft, come join us and see if you can survive his spooky shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Stop watching anime and start crafting your own epic story on our Minecraft server. Who needs Naruto when you can be the hero of your own pixelated world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Masterpieces… and NSFW!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Potions Brewed:	112
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to Loli’s your milf Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic wasteland of FALLOUT, where you can explore new user guides, controlnets, animations, block merging, and so much more!

Our server is so comfy and easy to use, with Node-based ComfyUI and Automatic1111 making everything a breeze. Plus, we have Forge, SD.Next, Easy Diffusion, and all the tools you need to survive in this crazy world.

But that’s not all! Dive into our collection of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some fetish content for those who like to live life on the edge.

And if you need a break from the chaos, check out our wiki, LoRa Training, tags for prompting, PonyXL information, embeddings, OP Pasta, and so much more. With related boards like /h/hdg, /e/sdg, /d/nai, /g/sdg, /aco/sdg, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, and /soc/ai+nude, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what adventures await you in the world of Loli’s your milf Edition Minecraft server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!