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RageCraft SMP: RoadkillOops

aggressive behavior, aggressive driving, aggressive reactions, anger, CAR, Conflict, consequences, dangerous behavior, Driving, emotional outburst, Frustration, impulsive actions, impulsiveness, out of control, poor decision making, Ragecraft, regret, road rage, RoadkillOops, smp, stress, traffic

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Have you ever been so mad at someone in traffic that you wished you could just blow up their car with TNT? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can actually do that! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we navigate through the treacherous world of road rage-inspired mayhem. From setting up elaborate traps to sabotage your enemies to unleashing a horde of angry pigs on unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most explosive way possible!

CraftyParentWisdom

acceptance, Adulthood, advice, appreciation, CraftyParentWisdom, Experience, family, Gratitude, guidance, hindsight, humility, learning, life lessons, Maturity, parents, realization, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, upbringing, wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Remember when your parents told you to stop playing Minecraft all day and go outside? Well, they were right…until now! Join our epic Minecraft server and never have to leave the comfort of your computer screen again!

Our server is so addictive, even your parents will be begging you to come out of your room…just kidding, they’ll be too busy playing on our server themselves!

We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and unicorns (yes, unicorns are real on our server).

So say goodbye to the real world and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Your parents may have been right about some things, but they were definitely wrong about this!

Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server

artistic expression, body art, Bumper, bumper stickers, car accessories, car decorations, creative expression, creative freedom, custom decals, decals, design inspiration, Individuality, permanence, personal style, personalized stickers, Self-expression, Server, statement pieces, STICKERS, Tattoo Ideas, tattooed, temporary art, unique designs, vehicle decor

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ores Mined:	7020	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchantments Applied:	124
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.

if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

BlockyVaxNation

BlockyVaxNation, containment efforts, cost, COVID-19 restrictions, death toll, emergency measures, excess deaths, Government, Healthcare, lockdowns, mask requirements, pandemic, public health, regulations, Safety Measures, saved lives, school closings, social distancing, States, united states, vaccine mandates

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	279
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

CraftedChaos

Economy, Factions, Minecraft Server Factions Skyblock Survival PvP Minigames Creative Vanilla Modded Economy Roleplay Whitelist Lockette Essentials MCMMO Towny Forge Spigot Bukkit, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7724
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

We are CraftedChaos. A new server dedicated to its users. We are mainly a Factions server but are adding Skyblock and Survival

pulsara.alienhost.net:25576

Eden-less Wasteland Survival: No Edens allowed in this SMP realm! Must be over 16!

Allowed, Challenges, chat games, Crates, Discord, Edenless, Edens, Generators, Homes, OneBlock, quality of life, Quests, Realm, Resource World, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Stonecutting Recipes, Survival, Treefeller, Tweaks, Unique Oneblock Phase, Villager Trading, Warps, Wasteland, Whitelist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Servers	Description
	Explore and create unique builds in SMP world, gather materials in Resource World.
	Play different game modes with Challenges, Generators, Quests, and Unique Oneblock Phase experience.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins
What our Server has to offer:	SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials. OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests.
What makes us Unique?	Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience. Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more!

Question

Answer

How to Join?

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez

Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins

What our Server has to offer:

SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials.

OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests.

What makes us Unique?

Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience.

Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more!

KrisCraft Minecraft Server

benefit, Community, do something bad, Excommunicating, horrible things, Identity, Kris Tyson, KrisCraft, Minecraft, Pronouns, Respect, respect pronouns, Server, thinking, trans community, trans person, Transgender, transgender community, transgender identity, transgender individuals, transgender issues, transgender rights, transgenderism

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of dealing with problematic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a revolutionary system in place called “Trans-Excommunication”! That’s right, if someone is causing trouble, they can be stripped of their trans identity and banned from the server for good.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday called “Gender Bender Madness” where all players are randomly assigned a new gender for the day. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect way to spice up your Minecraft experience.

So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything goes, and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

adult toy, Apologize.., ApologizeCraft, Apology, as fuck, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Fun, giant dildo, giant steel dildo, INTIMATE, Kinky, Kino, metal dildo, Naughty, Pleasure, sex, sex toy, smp, SorryNotSorry, steel dildo

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2062
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ToothbrushGate Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, children’s behavior, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional health, emotional regulation, emotional triggers, family conflict, guest etiquette, Meltdown, merchandise, Minecraft, paw patrol, personal belongings, personal space, respect for property, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Special Interest, ToothbrushGate

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6597
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?

Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!

PrankBanLand

Birthday Party, birthday prank, blended family, child safety, DAUGHTER, family boundaries, family drama, family gatherings, family relationships, father in-law, Gender Reveal, hurtful jokes, in-laws, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PrankBanLand, Pregnancy, protecting children, social media backlash, Son

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws who think it’s funny to ruin birthday parties and make hurtful jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!