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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1532 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4062 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.
We’ve got parents fighting over custody, exes blaming kids for their failed relationships, and boyfriends trying way too hard to be a new dad. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!
Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped into family dinners, forced to choose between friends and “family outings”, and receiving a barrage of texts from your mom’s boyfriend trying to convince you to join in on the madness.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you wondering “Am I the a-hole?”, then come join us for the ultimate dysfunctional family experience. Just remember, there’s always something wrong with you if you don’t come to our “family dinners”.
