jaded zoomer faggot – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

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Mother’s Echoes 1.20.6

1.20.6, Argument, chad step father, creampie, Echoes, emotions, express, hurt people, insult, lack of father, Listen, MISTAKES, Mother, MOTHERS, normies, Problem, punish, retarded, stupid, THUG, understand, Women

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and expression, just like this guy’s chaotic family dynamic! We promise to listen to your thoughts and feelings, even if you wave your hands around like a madman. Our server is the perfect place for misunderstood souls to come together and build a world where emotions run wild. Forget about thug creampies and chad stepfathers, join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about normies and their inability to understand. Let’s express ourselves through blocks and pixels, because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos? Come join us and let it all out, just like this guy did with his mom and stepdad, but without the yelling and punishment. Let’s build a world where emotions are welcome and expression is key, one block at a time!

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FatherInLawCraft

Alcoholic, asshat, child, different, Distance, Familiar, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, great man, harmful views, Honor, Intentions, name.., not good person, poor choices, refusing, Regard, Son, Upset, VALUES, verbally abusive, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate drama-filled adventure!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game wife wants to name your virtual son after her in-game father. But here’s the catch – her father is a virtual jerk! He’s verbally abusive to his virtual wife, a former virtual alcoholic, and holds virtual harmful views. And now, your virtual wife is throwing a virtual fit because you refuse to name your virtual child after this virtual asshat.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the virtual family drama unfold as you navigate through virtual challenges and virtual conflicts. Will you stand your ground and refuse to honor the virtual jerk? Or will you give in to virtual pressure and name your virtual child after him?

Don’t miss out on the virtual insanity! Join our server now and experience the craziest virtual rollercoaster ride of your life. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

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SquidGameSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, squid game, squid game challenge, squid game mindset, squid game skills, squid game strategy, squid game survival, squid game tactics, SquidGameSurvivor, strategy, Survival, Survival Challenge, survival game, survival instincts, Survival mindset, survival plan, survival preparation, survival scenario, survival skills, survival strategy, Survival Tactics, survival tips

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a Minecraft SMP like no other, where you have to survive squid game challenges to stay alive! That’s right, we’re talking red light, green light, tug of war, and even that crazy glass bridge thingy. And the best part? The winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! So come join us if you think you have what it takes to survive squid game in Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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PixelFuturama

adolescence, Advancements, aspirations, career, Challenges, changes, dreams, Expectations, family, Future, goals, hopes, imagination, PixelFuturama, predictions, progress, Reality, relationships, society, Technology, uncertainties

Remember when you thought flying cars and robot butlers would be the norm by now? Well, we may not have those yet, but we do have the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can talk, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly (they just want hugs, okay?).

Our server is so amazing, even Steve himself is jealous. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build battles, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, crafting diamond armor like a boss.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our crazy Minecraft universe? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (well, at least your wildest Minecraft dreams). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BrusselsCraft Server: X’s Algorithm Docs

Accountability, algorithm, Brussels, BrusselsCraft, compliance, corporate responsibility, court order., data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, docs, documents, european union, government inquiry, hand over, information request, investigation, legal action, orders, Regulatory, Server, Technology, transparency

so like, u know how Brussels be all up in everyone’s business, right? well, dis server be like Brussels but in Minecraft form. we got algorithms for days, man. like, our algorithm game be so strong, it’s like we’re reading minds or something. join dis server if u wanna see some next level stuff, like seriously. we got documents and secrets and all dat good stuff. come hang out with us and be part of the algorithm revolution, yo.

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EngelsFireCraft

burns, Damage, Destruction, Disaster, drone strikes, emergency, Engels, EngelsFireCraft, Environmental, explosion, Fire, fourth day, Fuel, Incident, investigation, oil depot, Pollution, response, Russian, Safety, UKRAINIAN

come join our epic minecraft server where the craziness never stops! just like this russian oil depot that’s been burning for FOUR DAYS after being attacked by ukranian drones!

we’ve got explosions, drama, and chaos galore on this server! who needs boring old vanilla minecraft when you can join us and experience the thrill of constant danger and excitement?!

build your own oil depot and defend it from enemy attacks, or join forces with other players to launch drone strikes on your enemies! the possibilities are endless on our server!

so what are you waiting for?! come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world!

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Zombie Ghost Skeletons

Afterlife, anatomy, creepy, death, eerie, ghost, Ghosts, Haunted, human body, Macabre, Paranormal, Phantoms, Possession, Skeletons, Souls, Specters, Spirits, spooky, Supernatural, Undead, zombie, zombies

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic because, like, our bodies are, like, skeletons wrapped in zombies possessed by ghosts. it’s, like, a total party in here, dude. you gotta join to see all the craziness that goes down. plus, we have, like, a secret underground lair where we throw the wildest parties with creepers and endermen. it’s, like, a real blast, man. so, like, come join us and let’s get spooky together, bro.

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Galactic Star Quest

andromeda galaxy, Astronomical discoveries, astronomical imaging, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Cosmic exploration, Cosmic Wonders, deep space, Galactic, galaxies, Hubble space telescope, Milky Way, Quest, sensitivity limit, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star clusters, star mapping, star population, Stars, stellar population, Universe

come join our minecraft server! we got more stars than the andromeda galaxy, like 200 million or something. we estimate there’s like 1 trillion stars total, but who’s counting? our server is so lit, even the hubble space telescope can’t handle it. we got so many stars that even the less massive ones are like “wow, i feel so insignificant here”. join us and be part of the most star-studded minecraft server in the universe!

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The Hunger SMP

Adventure, better server performance, Community, crafting journey, Custom terrain generation, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Minigames, multiplayer, new season, new staff team, offline messaging, Player Base, QoL enhancements, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

The Hunger SMP is an SMP that is on its 5th season! We are excited to announce our newest feature: Custom terrain generation! Other features include QoL enhancements such as offline messaging, tpa, /craft, /echest, etc. The server is off to a new start, featuring a new staff team, better server performance, and a new player-base! We hope you will join us on our crafting journey!

HungerSMP.PlayIt.GG

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Your German freebuild server

bedrock, Freebuild, Friends, German, gold shovel, House, java, Lock, Minecraft, Server, Survival

Classic freebuild server for Java AND Bedrock! Join us and build your house! You can secure your areas with a gold shovel and also secure individual boxes and doors with /lock. We look forward to seeing you and your friends! 🙂

freebuild.fun

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