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MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Emeralds Found:	8067	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Insomniagames

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Website: https://binaryservers.enjin.com

minecraft.insomniagames.org

Horde RPG Zombie Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

ZombieHorde.net

InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

☆Your journey begins here☆

Welcome all Hardcore players! InfiniteMC is the server for you. We are a hardcore pvp/raid/greif server. Always 24/7, Lag free, and 60 slots.

★Features★

✔Teams ✔CombatTag [Prevents players from combat logging]

✔Shops

mc.infinityraids.net

McGroove Hunger Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	2255
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to McGrooveHG! We are a Branch of the SemiVanilla server McGroove! We are a New Hunger Games server (but experienced server owners) and are rapidly expanding our HG server! We currently have 6 Different arena builds to play on, all of which are Awesome. Battle on the Broken ruins of a town to the Lord of the Rings town Minas Tirith!

We are currently running 1.6.2 and are up to date on all of our plugins. No lag! Who wants to play with lag, anyway? 75 Slots! (and expanding as soon as it nears being full)

Lots of awesome stuff, come check us out! the IP is Hg.McGroove.net:25565

Hg.McGroove.net

DexlFactions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Join Right Now!!!!! 24/7 198.154.112.167:25566 It got factions

198.154.112.167

touchedcraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6033
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

♦ Infected ♦ MobArena ♦ 1vs1 ♦ TDM ♦ Course ♦ TheWalls ♦ Creative ♦ Mini-Games ♦ Ranks ♦ TeamSpeak3 ♦ ts.touchedcraft.fr ♦

play.touchedcraft.fr

CrimsonSkylands

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
New Chunks Explored:	852150	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Potions Brewed:	177
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ores Mined:	1620

Looking for a server that is so unique, it is like no other? Build your very own airship and explore the vast skylands, alone or with friends. Build your reputation with a big ship and strike fear into your enemies. Team up with friends or join a powerful faction. Be a fearless rogue, lurking in the depths of the void, Or a majestic and powerful faction leader. Fight in intense battles for control over floating islands and ships. The skylands is out there… waiting for you to leave your mark. Fully custom airships, that you build entirely Factions Economy Experienced staff team Zero-tolerance for hacked clients

mc.crimsonskylands.com

GCW Survival Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	3561
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

A small friendly server all about survival. Very friendly people and friends. Have multiple mini games including King of the Ladder, PVP arena and a Parkour Park, plus much more. Come on by if you are looking for a small minecraft server to call home.

gamechatworld.co

InsaneMc

Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	795023	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Website: InsaneMc.com Ip: Play.Insane-Mc.com

[Cracked server] Open 24h

Play.Insane-Mc.com

Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	5221
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

384501.mc.mpgs.co