jaded zoomer faggot – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool
ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

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GFsBdayDinnerDrama
birthday dinner, Budget, CHECK, Communication, Conflict, covering the bill, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, misunderstanding, Planning, relationship, reservations, ruined birthday, special dinner, splitting the bill, unexpected guests, Upset
Are you tired of unexpected dinner guests crashing your romantic plans? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about surprise party crashers again! Our server is a safe haven for intimate dinners with just you and your virtual date, no unexpected guests allowed!
We promise a drama-free environment where you can enjoy a quiet night out without breaking the bank. And if anyone tries to invite their friends without your consent, we have a strict no-party-crashing policy in place. Plus, our virtual restaurant reservations are always budget-friendly, so you can focus on romance without the stress of unexpected expenses.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate date night experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a peaceful and romantic evening in the virtual world? Trust us, your virtual girlfriend will thank you for it!

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CreeperHater69
CreeperHater69
Do you hate when you accidentally step on a Lego and feel like you’ve just experienced the pain of a thousand suns? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, stepping on Legos is actually a good thing! That’s right, every time you step on a Lego, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block in-game. So start practicing your best “ouch” face and join us today for a chance to become the richest player on the server!

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CraftyIranLoverLebHit
ally support, closest ally, Conflict Resolution, CraftyIranLoverLebHit, crisis management., diplomatic response, foreign relations, Geopolitics, hezbollah, international affairs, iran, Iranian influence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, next move, political strategy, power dynamics, regional dynamics, regional stability, strategic planning
So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, Iran is, like, totally weighing its next move and stuff, but, like, its closest ally just took a hit in Lebanon, bro! And, like, on this server, u can, like, totally build ur own epic base to strategize and stuff, and, like, maybe even form alliances with other players to take over the server, man! So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, dude!

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Crafty Colon Cancer Server
biological clock, Cancer, cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, chronobiology, circadian disruption, circadian rhythm, Colon, Colorectal Cancer Progression, Crafty, gut dysbiosis, gut flora, gut health, gut inflammation, gut microbiome changes, gut-brain axis, microbiome analysis, microbiota, Server, tumor growth, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have circadian disruption and gut microbiome changes that will blow ur mind!!! like, did u know that by playing on our server, u can actually prevent colorectal cancer progression??? it’s true, our pixelated world is so magical that it can even heal ur real life body!!! join now for a chance to become a minecraft superhero and save the world, one block at a time!!! #minecraftforlife #gutmicrobiomeftw

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Idunn: Where we specialize in making vanilla Minecraft as complicated as possible!

Active, Adventure, building, Community, COMPLICATED, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friendly, https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu, Idunn, making, Minecraft, multiplayer, play.idunn.one:25565, Plugins, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, specialize, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

Welcome to Idunn – Your Next Adventure Awaits!
Join us on today for the launch of Idunn, a vibrant Minecraft SMP!

Our Server:
Version 1.21: We’re running on the latest Minecraft version, giving you access to all the latest features and updates!
Grief Protection: Don’t worry about anything happening to your beloved builds!
Friendly Staff: Having an issue? Create a ticket and inform a staff member. We will be happy to help!

Features You’ll Love:
Quality of Life Add-Ons:
Land Claims: Protect your builds and create your dream world without fear!
Player Shops: Trade with friends and establish your marketplace!
Spawn & Home: You will always be able to warp back to Spawn or your bed!
Player Warps: Set a place to warp back too! You can even make it public and have people visit!

Mods:
Custom Terrain Generation: Explore a unique world with custom terrain and structures across all three dimensions, bringing the environment to life!
Looting Plug-In: Don’t worry about friends snagging your items! Our looting plug-in ensures you get your share, no matter what!
Custom Currency: Start your adventure with 250 Krona to trade and buy items!
Exclusive Trading Cards: Collect 36 unique trading cards based on our first season! Will you be able to gather them all?

Join the Server! – [play.idunn.one:25565]

Join our Discord! – https://discord.gg/HDj9jKcJqu

Join Us! We can’t wait to see you on Idunn for an unforgettable adventure!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Idunn Minecraft server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to play.idunn.one:25565 in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there any grief protection on the server?

A: Yes, we have grief protection in place to ensure that your builds are safe.

Q: How can I contact staff if I have an issue?

A: You can create a ticket or contact a staff member on our Discord server for assistance.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: Yes, we have features like land claims, player shops, custom terrain generation, looting plug-in, custom currency, and exclusive trading cards.

Q: Can I warp back to spawn or my home easily?

A: Yes, you can always warp back to spawn or your bed with ease.

Q: How can I start my adventure with currency on the server?

A: You will start with 250 Krona to trade and buy items on Idunn.

Brain Rewire Minecraft Server
behavior modification, Brain, cognitive restructuring, mental flexibility, Minecraft, neuroplasticity, personal development, personal growth, personality change, positive mindset, Rewire, rewire brain, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, Server
Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring personality in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can literally rewire your brain and become a whole new player!
Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you transform into the most pleasant and likable character in the Minecraft universe. But beware, just like in real life, changing your personality in-game is not an easy task. You might find yourself questioning if it’s all just a waste of time, or if you can truly become a new and improved player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft personality chameleon. Who knows, you might even unlock hidden powers and abilities along the way. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

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Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Survival Guild
Alt1, conjure, Content Roadmap, creeper, csg, Divination, elite dungeon, game updates, Gate of Elidinis, guild, Minecraft, Mining, money making guide, necromancy, Official News Archive, overhead prayer, Perk calculator, Returning Players, RS Wiki, Runecrafting, runescape, Sanctum of Rebirth, scripture, skill training, Smithing, smp, Survival, underworld, Vampyre juvinate
Welcome to Vampyre Juvinate Edition! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.
Forget about boring old skilling bosses, we have the Gate of Elidinis where you can fight offhands made of Runecrafting and Divination, unlock a new overhead prayer, and even get your hands on a new scripture. And don’t forget about the 4th conjure that’s basically a defensive waste of ectoplasm – because who doesn’t love wasting ectoplasm?
But wait, there’s more! Explore the Sanctum of Rebirth, an “elite” dungeon that will test your skills to the max. Complete the Underworld diary for some epic rewards and level up your Mining and Smithing to a crazy max level of 110.
If you haven’t played since the First Age, don’t worry! We have a Wiki Guide for Returning Players to help you catch up on all the madness. And make sure to check out the official news archive for all the latest updates.
Join us for the latest quest, Soul Searching, and dive into the new skill of Necromancy. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join our insane world filled with vampires, necromancers, and endless adventures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a journey like no other!

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PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server
Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry
Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.
Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

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WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed
Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?
And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

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SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader
Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

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