🍆💦Jackalitos Minecraft Servers

DaughterDramaCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of our players, like the time one player’s pet llama ran off with another player’s diamond sword. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

Need a break from building epic structures? Join our server for some juicy gossip and scandalous stories. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama?

And don’t worry about setting boundaries, because on our server, anything goes! Just like the time one player built a roller coaster that went straight through another player’s house. It was a wild ride, to say the least.

So come join us on our server for a roller coaster of emotions, crazy adventures, and more drama than you can handle. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear and potions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt for diamonds and your cobblestone for emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of netherite blocks waiting to be found. So why waste your precious resources on other servers when you can join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Trust us, it’s worth it…or maybe it’s just the lack of sleep talking from mining all night. Join now and become a part of our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyBedBanter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and wacky action happens! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever had a creeper interrupt your romantic moment with your Minecraft crush? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players have shared stories of getting caught in compromising positions by Endermen, having their base invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen, and even getting hit on by a flirty skeleton.

But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret underground dungeons to mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way!

F16CrashCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got US experts helping us figure out why our F-16s keep crashing in our epic war with Russia. it’s like, a total mystery, bro. but don’t worry, we got this under control. join our server and help us solve this crazy puzzle while building epic bases and battling it out with your friends. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke, man. you gotta join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

BlockyCommieBankBan

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OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like Chinese banks stopping transactions with Russia ‘en masse,’ but in Minecraft form!!! Imagine the chaos and drama, just like in real life but with blocks and creepers!!! Join now to experience the thrill of international finance in a virtual world, where anything can happen, even if it makes no sense at all!!! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!!! Let’s gooooooo!!! 🤪🤑🚀

AmbidexCraft

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so you’re probably wondering, why join this server? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. yeah, you heard that right. killer chickens. where else are you gonna find that kind of excitement in minecraft? plus, our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we’re talking fireworks, disco balls, and free cake for everyone. and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. internet porn has made people more ambidextrous, but this server will make you more adventurous.

MemoriseCraft: Solve, Alter, Create!

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the way you mine for diamonds actually helps you solve math problems! It’s like, so crazy, man. You’ll be digging away and suddenly BAM, you remember the quadratic formula like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, the more math problems you solve, the more epic loot you get in the game. It’s like a win-win, dude.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy feature where solving puzzles can actually alter your memory. Like, you could be trying to figure out how to build a redstone contraption and then BOOM, you remember your 5th grade teacher’s phone number. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro.

And get this, sometimes solving problems can even create false memories. Like, you could swear you saw a herd of pink sheep running through the server, but it was just your brain playing tricks on you. It’s a wild ride, man.

So come join us on this Minecraft server where math and memory collide in the most outrageous ways. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have? It’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

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Key Features:
🔒 Land Claiming
💰 Player-Run Economy
🏅 Ranks
✨ Custom Enchantments
💪 Skills System
🌍 Massive World
🚀 Minecraft 1.21
🚀 And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

A: To claim land, simply use the land claiming system by placing a claim block and selecting the area you wish to protect.

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

A: You can earn ranks through gameplay and achievements. As you progress, you will unlock unique perks and abilities.

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla features powerful custom enchantments that can be applied to gear to enhance your gameplay.

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

A: Yes, Ezartla has a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources.

Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

A: Yes, you can hone your skills in various disciplines such as mining, crafting, combat, and farming to unlock new abilities.

Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

A: The world on Ezartla is massive, spanning 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

A: Ezartla uses Minecraft 1.21, allowing you to experience the latest features, blocks, and mechanics.

Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

A: Join our Discord community at https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny to stay updated with the latest news and chat with fellow players.

EveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, on our server, Eve looks like Tifa from Final Fantasy because…why not? Maybe she’s a secret cosplayer or maybe she just really loves Tifa’s style. Join us for a chance to see Eve kicking creepers with her killer martial arts moves while looking fabulous in her Tifa-inspired outfit. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to team up with her and take on the Ender Dragon together! Join now for a chance to see Eve’s epic transformation and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

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Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1034	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ores Mined:	3258
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2096	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8463	Magic Crystals Found:	18

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Ezartla: Where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players! 1.21+

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FAQ

Q: How do I claim land on Ezartla?

Q: How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

Q: Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

Q: Can I trade with other players on Ezartla?

Q: Is there a skills system on Ezartla?

Q: How large is the world on Ezartla?

Q: Which version of Minecraft does Ezartla use?

Q: How can I stay updated with Ezartla news and community discussions?

EveCraft Minecraft Server

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”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Dragon Eggs Found:	2508
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1