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ParentalDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward situations, childhood antics, childhood memories, childhood mischief, embarrassing moments, family, getting caught, getting in trouble, Minecraft, misbehaving, naughty behavior, Parental authority, parental discipline, parental rules, parental supervision, ParentalDisaster, parenting, rebellious behavior, rule breaking, Server, sneaking around, troublemaking

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	2152	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of getting caught by your parents doing the most mundane things in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only thing your parents will catch you doing is having an epic time! Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any pesky interruptions from the parental units. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your parents question their own sanity!

LonelyCraft: Last Person Standing

Abandoned, Apocalypse, deserted cities, deserted world, desolation, eerie atmosphere, eerie silence, empty streets, empty world, end of humanity, existential crisis, ISOLATION, last survivor, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, person, post-apocalyptic, Quiet, solitude, standing, surreal, surreal experience, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and find yourself in a post-apocalyptic world where you are the last surviving player. But don’t worry, you’re not alone! You’ll have to fend off hordes of zombie pigmen, dodge exploding creepers, and battle it out with other players who are trying to steal your last slice of virtual pizza.

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual paradise, complete with diamond-studded castles, rollercoaster rides made of TNT, and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge your supremacy.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the only rule is: there are no rules!

Hezbooms Revenge: Minecraft Server

armed conflict, cross-border conflict, escalation of violence, Hezbollah commander, Hezbollah leadership, Hezbollah response, Hezbollah retaliation, Hezbooms, international relations, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, Israeli strike, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strike, Minecraft, political tensions, regional instability, retaliatory rocket fire, Revenge, security concerns, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	101
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

so, like, this server is lit af, like a firework show on the 4th of july. we got crazier battles than israel and hezbollah, like, you won’t believe the explosions and rocket fire happenin’ here. join us if you wanna be part of the action, it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. who needs real life drama when you can have this epicness in minecraft, amirite? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

SkyScraperBugs

building bugs, building dwellers, building inhabitants, city bugs, city insects, confined insects, confined wildlife, entomology, indoor ecosystem, indoor habitats, indoor insects, indoor living, indoor species, indoor wildlife, insects, skyscraper insects, SkyScraperBugs, Skyscrapers, urban ecology, urban entomology, urban insects

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	9639	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bruh! We got insects living in skyscrapers, man! They never been outside, just chillin’ in their tiny bug apartments, sippin’ on bug juice and playin’ bug games. It’s a whole bug city up in here, fam! And guess what? You can be the mayor of Bugtown if you join our server! Build your own bug empire and rule over all the insect peeps. Plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking cows that tell jokes. It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on, join us and let’s get buggy with it!

NukeThymeCraft: Precise Time Travel!

Candidate Isotope, Crystallizing, date, Excited, Excited State, Measurement, Nuclear Clock, Nuclear Research, Nuclear State, NukeThymeCraft, Path, Precise, Precision, researchers, Thorium-229, Time, timekeeping, travel, Ultraclock, Ultraprecise

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we out here crystallizing paths toward a nuclear clock like whaaat?? we got researchers makin’ the most precise measurements of thorium-229, like that’s some next level shiz right there. imagine havin’ an ultraprecise nuclear clock in minecraft, u could time ur mining expeditions down to the millisecond. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server with such futuristic technology goin’ on?? come join us and be part of the madness, fam. #nuclearclockgang #minecraftmadness

PolyCraft: Where we’ve got more polygons than a geometry class! 1.21 GreyList server

Active, application, chest previews, Class, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Geometry, Graves, Greylist, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, master stonecutter recipes, more food, Polycraft, polygons, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, Server, server ip, smp, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone, Weve

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5738

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure Packs, Master Stonecutter Recipes, More Food data pack, and more!
Applications	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we have various plugins and data packs activated.
What type of community does Poly-Craft have?	We focus on a tight-knit, friendly, and active community.
Can I chat with other players on Discord?	Yes, join our Discord server to chat with other players.

NordicNuisance Minecraft Server

Åland, cold weather, Cultural differences, denmark, downsides, faroe islands, finland, Greenland, healthcare system, high cost of living, Iceland, ISOLATION, job market competitiveness, language barriers, limited daylight, Living, long winters, Minecraft, Nordic Region, NordicNuisance, norway, Server, social welfare system, Sweden

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Tired of freezing your pixels off in the Nordic Region? Say no more, fam! Join our Minecraft server and escape the icy grip of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about frostbite or polar bears sneaking up on you while you mine for diamonds. Instead, you can bask in the warm glow of lava lakes and build your dream castle on a tropical island made entirely of candy canes (yes, we said candy canes!).

And forget about those pesky Vikings raiding your villages – on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is a herd of friendly llamas stealing your diamonds to use as bling. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of Skittles.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the Nordic Region behind for good. Trust us, you won’t miss the cold weather or the endless nights – especially when you’re partying with creepers who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Vincecore’s Epic Minecraft Server

boat horn, Character development, Creative, Dock Lock, Entertainment, Epic, Finisher, gimmick ideas, hard hat, high vis jacket, Million Dollar Dream, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Server, sports, Steve Door, stevedore, Vincecore, Vincecores, Vincent K. McMahon, wrestler gimmick, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Steve Door and dominate the virtual wrestling ring! Picture this: you enter the server wearing a high vis jacket and a hard hat, ready to take on any opponent that comes your way. Your theme song? A boat horn blaring on repeat, setting the tone for your epic battles ahead.

But wait, it gets even better. Your finisher move, known as “The Dock Lock,” is a variation of the Million Dollar Dream that will leave your opponents gasping for air. Join our server and show off your stevedore skills as you climb the ranks to become the ultimate Minecraft wrestler. Trust us, Vincent K. McMahon would’ve adored this gimmick – so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Mom-in-Law MineCraft Mayhem

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, elderly care, emotional intelligence, equal partnership, family dynamics, Family Support, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, generational wealth, Inheritance, legal issues, life insurance, long-term planning, Marriage, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MomInLaw, parenting, sibling relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this life insurance policy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win a virtual life insurance policy worth 3 million diamonds!

Just like this couple’s debate over who gets the money, you’ll have to strategize and negotiate with other players to secure your share of the virtual riches. Will you split it evenly with your Minecraft family, or keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours!

But be warned, things can get heated just like in this story. Will you be accused of being selfish for wanting more diamonds? Will you have to defend your virtual family’s right to their share? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the drama unfold!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

atypical compliment, backhanded compliment, bizarre compliment, eccentric compliment, extraordinary compliment, idiosyncratic compliment, Minecraft, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, peculiar praise, quirky compliment, Server, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, unconventional compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, unusual flattery, weird compliment, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and shoot laser beams from its eyes. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and the admiration of all the other players.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even receive the weirdest compliment of all time – like how your pickaxe perfectly matches your shoes or how your crafting skills are so impressive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.