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ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4569	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9813
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	140
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Mines Excavated:	2432	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	6821
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8540

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

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Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Potions Brewed:	166
Farms Harvested:	736	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7194
Enchantments Applied:	76	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Votes:	8291	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	4023	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5659
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Zombie Dances:	0
Crops Grown:	6131	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!