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SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Farms Harvested:	233	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mines Excavated:	2125
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	7346
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3394	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crops Grown:	9067	Demon Skulls Collected:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6905	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	851

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!