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Crafty Banter Minecraft Server

banter, bullying, Crafty, cruel words, damaging words, disrespectful behavior., emotional pain, emotional scars, harsh criticism, hurtful comments, hurtful memories, hurtful remarks, insensitive comments, insults, mean words, Minecraft, negative feedback, offensive remarks, personal attacks, Server, toxic relationships, traumatic experience, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	193	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, come join our server where the most outrageous thing someone has ever said to you is “I’ll trade you my diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt!”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. One time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava! Another time, a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that laid actual eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what ridiculousness awaits you in our world of blocky madness.

CraftyYankeeLand

America, American dream, Apple Pie, CraftyYankeeLand, Democracy, Diversity, equality, fireworks, Flag, founding fathers, freedom, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, melting pot, opportunity, patriotism, red white and blue, stars and stripes, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Burgers? Freedom? Nope, it’s our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes and crazy adventures. We’ve got more redstone contraptions than you can shake a stick at, and our community is as welcoming as a warm apple pie. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret government base where they conduct experiments on creepers. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us on the most patriotic Minecraft server in the world!

Advertise Less, Prestige More

Advertise, advertising, Awareness, brand, Competition, Consumer, consumer behavior, desirability, image, Impact, influence, market, Marketing, Perception, Popularity, Prestige, product, Promotion, recognition, reputation, saturation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Farms Harvested:	170
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the macarena? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest in all the land!

join us for epic battles with giant chickens and quests to find the mystical diamond banana. our community is full of wacky characters like a talking cow named moo moo and a dancing enderman who loves to break it down on the dance floor.

but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every friday we have a pizza party in the nether realm where the lava is actually hot sauce and the zombies are professional salsa dancers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server in the universe! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. but seriously, join us now before the unicorns steal all the diamonds!

RockinEricasServer

ancient history, ancient life, chance discovery, complex life, discovery, Earth, Erica, Evolution, fossil, geological find, geology, History, oldest form of life, Paleontology, prehistoric, rare discovery, Rock, RockinEricasServer, scientific discovery, scientific research, unique find

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	34	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND FIND THE ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE! erica found it 10 years ago and now she’s a time-traveling wizard! u can be too if u join our server and mine for the ancient rocks! become a minecraft master and rule over all the noobs with your epic powers! who needs diamonds when u have the ROCK OF ETERNAL LIFE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND!

New Yawn Roleplay: The Server That Makes You Want to Sleep (Whitelist)

Character, Community, culture, Discord, Distance, Drama, Economy, History, Immersive, ironed out, Map, patience, Playerdriven, Roleplay, Server, Setting, Sleep, Suggestions, Vanilla, Whitelist, worldbuild, Worldbuilding, yawn

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	673	Dragon Eggs Found:	5284
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

New Dawn Minecraft Server

Overview
Tired of boring, unoriginal, and same feeling Minecraft world-building servers that don’t offer the excitement you are looking for? Join New Dawn for a collaborative project with a cohesive and realistic experience. Explore a custom map and uncover localized history perspectives. Player-driven economy and roleplay with minimal involvement from server owners.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets New Dawn apart from other servers?	New Dawn offers a realistic and immersive experience with player-driven economy and roleplay elements.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by visiting our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3HaVvhwewn and following the instructions there.
Is the server available 24/7?	Yes, the server is up almost 24/7 for players to enjoy.
Are there any specific rules or guidelines for players?	While we encourage creativity and player-driven content, we also expect players to maintain a respectful and drama-free environment.
How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?	You can reach out to the server owner through the Discord server or in-game chat with your suggestions or feedback.

Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

assassination attempts, criminal behavior, law enforcement, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, murdering Trump, police incompetence, political extremism, political rhetoric, political violence, presidential assassination, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, PvP, secret service, security threats, Server, threat assessment, Trumps, White House security

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

EN Koyori, long tail tags, Minecraft, PixelPunch, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But that’s not all – we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on chickens. So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s have a blast together!

MommyCraft Minecraft Server

addict, Boundaries, Church, Communication Issues, Emotional distance, family dynamics, fertility struggles, grandmother-grandchild relationship, lack of care, Minecraft, miscarriages, MommyCraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissist, neglect, no contact, party house, self-care, Server, social media, toxic relationships, traumatic birth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Items Found:	8777
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. It’s a place where you can build your dream castle while dodging drama more intense than your mom’s latest meltdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Join now and experience a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than trying to decipher your mom’s passive-aggressive texts.

NoNephewNannies

Anime, aunt, baby girl, babysit, chicken, confusion, cousin, cousins, exclusion, family, kfc, Manga, Nephews, NoNephewNannies, refusing, room, Spouses, Theme Park, uncle, update, vacation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.

Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.

Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?

With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

bouncing back, embracing failure, growth mindset., learning from failure, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, Minecraft, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming failure, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, resilience in adversity, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, turning mistakes into lessons

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Have you ever accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks? Or maybe you tried to tame a creeper thinking it was a friendly pet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace your mistakes and turn them into epic wins! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we navigate through a world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing your blocks). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!