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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2743 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1755 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)