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CraftyThreads LOLz

45, Anon, bann!ng, CraftyThreads, Further, lolz, long trail, Motivates, tags, Thread

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Crafty Commander in Chief

2028 President, Campaign, chief, Commander, controversy, Crafty, election, ex-con, Future, incarceration, Jail, Justice, leadership, LOSE, negro vote, Politics, racial relations, Redemption, Rehabilitation, run in 2028, sentence shortened, trump, Voting

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	6564	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9085	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

🌟 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join now for a WILD ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of ALPACAS start dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits! And guess what? You can ride them into battle against the evil LLAMA army that’s trying to take over the server!

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Arlecchino Web Event where you can battle ghosts in your sleep for epic rewards! And don’t miss out on the Discovery Collaboration Web Event where you can explore nature and uncover hidden treasures with your trusty DIAMOND PICKAXE.

Join now and meet characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. Equip yourself with weapons like the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn to conquer the CRIMSON NIGHT and save the Minecraft world from destruction!

Don’t miss out on daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes to enhance your gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! 🎮✨

Check out our Useful Links for more info!

Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, crime, DAUGHTER, Dearests, family, fucked up, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Imprisonment, incarceration, injustice, Justice, locked up, long trail, Loss, madness, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, murder, parental betrayal, Prison, Tragedy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Crops Grown:	2518
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Miyu’s Revenge: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, feelings, forgiveness, friendship, growth, Listening, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Miyu, Miyus, patience, relationships, resolution, Revenge, Server, Support, Trust, Ultimate, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Miyu is so upset with you that she created this world just to get revenge! Join now to see what crazy challenges she has in store for you!

Explore our insane custom-built maps filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Miyu has gone all out to make sure you never see the light of day again!

But don’t worry, you’ll have a chance to team up with other players to take on Miyu and her minions. Work together to defeat her and claim victory!

Join now and experience the wrath of Miyu in a Minecraft server like no other. Are you brave enough to face her fury?

Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

Adventures, Ban, ban me, Bitch, defiance, discipline, disrespectful behavior., Eustace, Eustaces, evade, get slidd, janitor, janitor duty, Janitorial, janitorial work, Mature, mature up, Minecraft, night duty, repeat offender, rule breaking, Server, slidd, troublemaker, usual evasion

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Emeralds Found:	1636
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players

Asia, Crafty, culture, discrimination, equality, Experience, Foreign, gender, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, Japan, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, ninja, opportunity, perspective, Players, Privilege, Server, society, Stereotypes, suffer, Suffering, travel

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	596
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.

Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!

The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

acceptance, adaptation, CHANGE, chapter, chapter 10, Childhood, Chronicles, Development, Evolution, Fiction, growth, Literature, LolCraft, moment, Noticing, novella, page, Page 804, progress, reading, realization, Story, The Shiori Novella, transformation, Witnessing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	5819
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

Adventure, ashlands, blocks, BUILD, building, Copper, Crafting, early game, Exploration, Game, lol, mid game, multiplayer, norse mythology, open world, Sandbox, slow pace, Survival, Trailer, update, Valhaha, valheim, Viking, Vikings, worth it

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	442
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

Australia, best country, better infrastructure, better society, better wages, Canada, comparison, Cultural differences, Europe, global perspectives, immigration, Improvement, MapleCraft, nicer people, quality of life, societal standards, Stereotypes, Surrey BC, Usa, West, White Man

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	New Chunks Explored:	616992
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!