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“HE IS AFRAID” on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	8938
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!

HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, division of labor, Expectations, family dynamics, full time nursing student, full time truck driver, household chores, household duties, household responsibilities, household tasks, HubbyCraft, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, overwhelmed, parenting, parenting struggles, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep schedules, Time management, vacation aftermath, work-life balance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Animals Bred:	163

Are you tired of feeling like a one-woman show in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

Imagine a world where your laundry magically does itself, where your kids actually listen to you, and where your husband helps out around the house without you even asking. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Build your dream house, complete with a laundry room that never overflows and a kitchen that cleans itself. Explore our virtual world and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind.

And if you ever need a break from the madness, just log on and let off some steam by building a giant statue of your husband doing the dishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll get the hint and start helping out in real life too!

Join now and say goodbye to stress, chores, and arguments. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape for overwhelmed moms and anyone who just needs a break from reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CleavageCraftBirthdayBonanza

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	151	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion choices? Do you want a place where you can wear whatever you want without being called out by your brother? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can wear the most scandalous outfits without any judgment. We welcome all players, regardless of their dress size or style. Let your creativity run wild and show off your unique fashion sense in our virtual world.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let’s see who can out-dress their brother’s girlfriend! Let’s make Minecraft fashion fabulous again!

PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

DeathToCreepers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Star Shards Collected:	165	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out who will meet their demise next in our virtual world! Rumor has it that every time a player dies, a unicorn gets its horn back and rainbows start shooting out of their butt. So come on in and help make the world a better (and more magical) place, one death at a time! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted bacon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Falling into the Void:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Crops Grown:	6040
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	859	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Emeralds Found:	7433

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the one and only “best girl” in the game. She’s a pixelated goddess who will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with her infinite wisdom and sass.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!