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Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	5546	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	103	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crops Grown:	9579	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: AmmoWars

AmmoWars, ammunition, Armed, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, discipline, Disciplined, foreign affairs, high-quality ammo, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military tactics, North Korea, North Koreans, political tensions, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ores Mined:	6550

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!

Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels

#yoda, best, Characters, Darth Vader, dislike, Empire, Empire strikes back, Fans, Franchise, Furthest, galaxy far far away, iconic, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, movies, opinion, Prequels, Sci Fi, Sequels, space opera, Star Wars, strikes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!

Pain Predictor – Brain Biosigns

Biomarkers, Biosigns, Brain, brain activity, brain patterns, Chronic pain, Decision making, Diagnosis, Healthcare, individualized medicine, medical science, neurology, neuroscience, Pain, pain assessment, pain management, Pain sensitivity, personalized treatment, predictive analytics, Predictor, Prevention, research, sensory perception, Treatment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so like, u know how sometimes u just feel like ur brain is on fire from all the pain u feel? well, on this server, we have cracked the code on how to predict ur sensitivity to pain based on ur brain activity! like, imagine knowing exactly how much pain u can handle before u even feel it.

join our server for a wild ride of brain scans and pain predictions! u’ll be amazed at how accurate our biomarkers are in diagnosing chronic pain. plus, we have the best doctors in Minecraft who can help u prevent and treat any pain u may be feeling.

so come on over and let us read ur mind to help u live a pain-free life! u won’t regret it, trust me.

Neuro’s Swarm Headquarters 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, game integration, games, headquarters, merchandise, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Votes:	9929	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s run by a freakin’ neural network called Neuro-sama? Yeah, this AI overlord is learning to play osu! and even has a VTuber model to chat with players. It’s like playing Minecraft with a robot buddy who’s constantly ranting and singing – what more could you ask for?

Join the server today and witness the madness of Neuro-sama in action. She’s collaborating with other VTubers, playing games, and even dropping some sick beats. Plus, there’s a whole schedule of events to keep you entertained.

Check out the Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for more info. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, there are educational videos and resources to help you out. Trust me, this server is a whole new level of crazy fun. Don’t miss out!