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Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Votes:	8857

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

Chaos, Community, compassion, Crafty, creeper, culture, Development, Dharam, Diversity, FAITH, finds, forgiveness, Harmony, heritage, Justice, love, Pakistan, Peace, progress, reconciliation, RETURN, solidarity, tradition, Unity

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Farms Harvested:	338
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

Armor Set Search, Crafty, decorations, emulation, Hunter Connect, Hunters, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, modding, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, patch notes, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, Server, slash, SMASH, Steam Deck, Sunbreak, United, VG

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

CreepyCraft: Where the Creepers Tap on Your Window!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7953
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are creepers tapping on your window again? Join our Minecraft server and build a fortress so strong even the Ender Dragon will be jealous! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a chicken! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Naruto’s Pixelated Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Unite on this Epic Blocky Server!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only jutsu you can use is punching trees? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner ninja and use jutsu like never before!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your fireball jutsu, or summoning a pack of wolves to aid you in your adventures. Our server is filled with hidden villages, secret missions, and even a hot spring where you can relax after a long day of ninja training.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually a powerful ninja who will challenge you to a duel if you dare to enter its lair. Do you have what it takes to defeat this formidable foe and claim the title of ultimate ninja?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your jutsu skills to the world. Who knows, you might even become the Hokage of our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyQueens – Where even the creepers are attracted to women sexually and romantically! Join us for a wild adventure!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	855
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes!

Are you attracted to women but not men? Do you have an intense desire to suck cock and swallow cum? Don’t worry, we won’t judge! Our server is a safe space for all players to explore their deepest desires, no matter how unconventional.

Join us and let your freak flag fly! Build a giant phallic-shaped castle, create a strip club in the village square, or just hang out with like-minded players who understand your unique preferences. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it!

LazyCraft: Where even the blocks take naps!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of working in your boring country and counting down the days until Friday? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where the only work you’ll be doing is building your dream world!

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a land where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Our server is so magical that even the creepers have been transformed into friendly unicorns who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the mundane world of work and hello to a world of endless fun and absurdity!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Creepers go boom and noobs get lost! ‘Reminder:’ Bring your sense of humor!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of a wacky world where pigs fly (literally), creepers do the cha-cha, and the villagers have a secret underground dance club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington III. These feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky griefer trying to steal your precious loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color with every passing rainbow. Rumor has it that finding one will bring you eternal luck and fortune in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FagCraft: Where Creepers are Fabulous and Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	4464
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
New Chunks Explored:	638067	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	204

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!