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/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Farms Harvested:	207	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Animals Bred:	181	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!

MissileSubMadness

Conflict, Defense, deployment, foreign policy, Geopolitics, guided missile submarine, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Mideast, Military, military presence, MissileSubMadness, Nuclear Threat, SECURITY, strategic move, submarine deployment, Tension, US, us navy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1862
Star Shards Collected:	154	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Votes:	4262	Evil Twin Fights:	2

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, then you gotta come to our server! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

so, one time, our server was under attack by a giant mutant creeper that was shooting lasers out of its eyes. but don’t worry, our players banded together and defeated it with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.

and get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. yeah, you heard me right. rainbow lasers. it’s like a disco party in the sky, man.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. peace out, gamers!

ADHD BifidoCraft: Double-Blind Fun!

add-on, adhd, Attention-Deficit, Behavioral Disorders, Bifidobacterium Bifidum, BifidoCraft, children, clinical trial, Double-Blind, DoubleBlind, Fun, gut health, Hyperactivity Disorder, intervention, mental health, neurodevelopmental, Nutritional Supplement, pediatric, Placebo-Controlled, probiotic, randomized, research study, Supplement

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dimension Hops:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all players with ADHD like symptoms! 12 weeks of intense gaming will have you feeling like a whole new person, thanks to our double-blind, placebo-controlled clinical trial! Watch as your attention span improves and your hyperactivity decreases as you battle creepers and mine for diamonds. Don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to level up your gaming skills and your mental health at the same time. Join now for a chance to win a free supply of Bifidobacterium Bifidum Supplement for all your virtual adventures!

In the morning

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Rytale Network

Welcome to Rytale! Rytale is a fun server running on the latest version of Minecraft. We currently feature a Towny server with plans to release future servers to the network!

The Towny server offers a variety of plugins, such as jobs, auctions, player warps, MCMMO, cosmetics, and more! We strive to enchance the player experience, while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots.

Hope to see soon!

IP: play.rytale.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord: https://discord.rytale.net/ Website: https://rytale.net/ Store: https://store.rytale.net/ Rules: https://rules.rytale.net/

play.rytale.net

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

CraftyMonsters, databases, Frontier, Game, Iceborne, Info, Kiranico, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, multiplayer, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Password, Pingsdex, Platform, question.., Room code, Server, Steam Deck, Threads, trailers, vg play

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Votes:	2142
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Monster Hunter madness!

Imagine riding a Minecraft dragon while hunting down giant monsters like a boss. Our server is so epic that even the monsters are shaking in their boots (if they had boots, that is).

We’ve got crazy new features like riding a T-Rex into battle or taming a fire-breathing dragon to protect your base. And don’t even get me started on the loot – you’ll find diamonds, emeralds, and even rare Monster Hunter gear that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the monster hunting begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a whole new dimension filled with even more epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

MelissaMinecraftSMP – ShyBookwormMonday

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, bookworm, Fang board playlists, Fitgirl, Goodbye Volcano High, Greentext Mega, Low Poly models, melissa, MelissaMinecraftSMP, Previous thread, ShyBookwormMonday, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Mods, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	115	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game, because who wouldn’t want to do that? And don’t forget about the Snoot Game OST that will have you grooving all night long.

Need a break from Minecraft? Check out our Snootboorus for some wild fan art and fics that will leave you speechless. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our Snoot AI Chatbots for a conversation you won’t soon forget.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPoutyHubby

Aesthetics, Appearance, attraction, body image, Communication, compromise, Decisions, hair, Honesty, husband, Individuality, love, Marriage, PixelPoutyHubby, Preferences, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, tattoos, Understanding, weight

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	151
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your pixels can be as tattooed, short-haired, and curvy as you want! We don’t discriminate based on looks, we just want you to have a good time building and exploring. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will never judge you for how your character looks. So leave the real world drama behind and join us for some virtual fun! And remember, in Minecraft, the only weight that matters is the weight of the blocks you’re mining.