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The Blocky Bazaar Minecraft Server

bazaar, Beers, blocky, forgetting, Friends, growth, introspection, Memories, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, past, Piano Covers, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Store, teens, whisky

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🍺 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only currency is whisky and beers! Buy a whisky to show off your sophistication, and grab 4 beers to pretend you have friends (even though they’re just pixels on a screen).

🎹 Join us for some epic piano covers of nostalgic tunes from your teen years, and try to remember what it was like back then when your only worry was which emo song to put on your Myspace profile.

🤪 Forget all your troubles and dive into our virtual world where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building the craziest creations you can imagine. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let the insanity begin! 🤣🎮🍻

Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

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Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

ArtisNetwork

Survival

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Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

artisnetwork.us.to:26017

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

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greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

37.10.122.12:25984

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	60
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Crops Grown:	8862	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchantments Applied:	221
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchantments Applied:	109
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	2522
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6287
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5279
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	110203	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

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