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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

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join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!

Yakiri’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being done dirty like poor ol’ they in this cruel world? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to give you the justice you deserve! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you seek revenge on those who have wronged you. Build epic fortresses, gather allies, and show them who’s boss in the ultimate battle for redemption! Plus, rumor has it that diamonds rain from the sky on our server – talk about bling bling, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s show the world that karma is a blocky beast!

Last Get Dub In Battle Royal Game Anon Minecraft SMP

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If you’re tired of getting clapped in battle royale games, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where the only battle you’ll be facing is against creepers and zombies! Our server is so lit, even Steve himself is jealous of our epic loot and insane builds.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, slaying dragons and building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group of players start a boy band and serenade the Ender Dragon into submission.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring battle royale games behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BdayGiftGoneWrongLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing friendships and relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and dilemma just like this story!

Imagine this: you’re mining away, trying to build the perfect castle, when suddenly your best friend asks to join you on an epic adventure. But wait, your significant other surprises you with an early return and now you have to choose between them! Who will you pick to be your Minecraft buddy? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like virtual concerts with your favorite Minecraft artists and surprise appearances from famous YouTubers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle just like in this crazy story!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? See you in the game!

SaucySMP: “Unintentionally Innuendo”

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you scream “oh my block!” in excitement? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our community is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the hottest mixtapes. And don’t even get us started on our diamond economy – it’s more unstable than a Jenga tower built by a toddler. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

RegretCraft – Should’ve Started Sooner

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Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server sooner? Well, fear not, because our server is here to fulfill all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by evil chickens.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT or ride a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, 700 indian soldiers be chillin along da israel-lebanon border, like whaaat? dat’s sum next level protection for our pixelated world yo.

come join us and experience da thrill of building and surviving while surrounded by real life soldiers, like u gotta be on ur A game or else they might mistake u for a creeper and blow u up, haha jk. but seriously, join us for some epic adventures and maybe even make friends with some soldiers, who knows?

so come on, what u waitin for? join our server and let’s make some memories together, like da time we built a giant statue of a chicken and the soldiers thought it was a peace offering, haha good times.

RubbleCraft: Nasrallah’s Revenge

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner is a literal zombie?? well guess what, on this server, Nasrallah’s body was recovered from the rubble TWO DAYS after assassination!! that’s right, we got zombies coming back to life up in here! join now for a chance to witness the craziest resurrection ever seen in minecraft history! come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and witness the madness unfold!!

No. 690360015 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on giant flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon for a quick snack of space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

History Channel Meme Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a meme-filled wonderland!

Join us at our Minecraft SMP where Bigfoot roams free at 6pm, aliens debate pyramid construction at 7pm, and the Holocaust… well, let’s just say things get weird at 8pm. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their gaming experience?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures on our server. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate meme hidden deep within the blocks. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dimension Hops:	1
New Chunks Explored:	503663	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Ores Mined:	9707	Secret Passages Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2660
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Animals Bred:	66
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Void Armor Forged:	15

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5302
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Chimeras Created:	4

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Animals Bred:	172
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	117	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Magic Items Found:	2408	Enchantments Applied:	292
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9294	Divine Spears Created:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	New Chunks Explored:	712188
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

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