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Itchy Balls Minecraft SMP Dino Nugget Maybe Going to Alanis Morissette Show Next Year Anon

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of your balls being itchy all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has been scientifically proven to reduce ball itchiness by 69%! Not only that, but joining our server will also increase your chances of getting that cute supermarket checkout girl’s number by 420%!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to meet Alanis Morissette herself and she’ll personally serenade you with a Minecraft-themed rendition of “Ironic”. Plus, all members get a free lifetime supply of dino nuggets delivered straight to their doorstep by a herd of friendly dinosaurs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to itchy balls, hello to cute checkout girls, and get ready for the most epic Alanis Morissette concert of your life!

MINEWARD

Bedwars, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Factionsserver, Hardcore, Mineward, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net (1.20.4+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Simple MMORPG with ⚔️ 5 MAIN DUNGEONS and a ton of side content (the realm of Seamoldur, the caves of Ancient Grotto). Pick your playstyle and obliterate all foes in your way. All bosses and loot is 💎 custom-made with care. Feel free to join our community on Discord! 😀

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports version 1.20.4 and above.
How many main dungeons are available on the server?	There are 5 main dungeons for players to explore.
Is the loot and bosses custom-made?	Yes, all loot and bosses on the server are custom-made with care.
Can players choose their playstyle on the server?	Yes, players can pick their playstyle and engage in various side content as well.

Eternal Realm Craft 1.21

BIZARRE, bizarre video, confusion, Craft, ETERNAL, internet mystery, Internet Sensation, mind-boggling, mysterious video, ODDITY, Realm, Shocking.., strange, strange phenomenon, surreal, unexpected, Unexplainable, viral sensation, viral video, weird, what is this, WTF, youtube video

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I mean, have you seen the crazy shit going down in there? It’s like a virtual acid trip, but with blocks and zombies and shit.

I heard they have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow unicorns that fart glitter. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

And get this, they have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are breakdancing to dubstep music. It’s lit AF, fam.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. I’m not even kidding, bro.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown into a million tiny pixelated pieces. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

NoEmpathyCraft

apathetic behavior, cold-hearted, disregard for feelings, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, indifferent behavior, insensitive actions, lack of compassion, lack of emotional connection, lack of empathy, lack of support, lack of sympathy, lack of understanding, narcissistic tendencies, no empathy, NoEmpathyCraft, self-centered behavior, selfish behavior, uncaring attitude, unfeeling actions, unsympathetic behavior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7176
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaotic energy and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

On our server, we have a special feature where players can steal each other’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper explosion. It’s a great way to test your friendships and see who you can really trust in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have no empathy in relationships. They will stop at nothing to sabotage your in-game romances and steal your virtual hearts. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and betrayal is just around the corner, come join us! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back.

ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

Adrian Dittman, burner account, Chronicles, controversy, Deception, DEFEND, Dittman, elon musk, ElonCraft, entrepreneur, EXPOSED, fake account, Identity, innovation, internet, Manipulation, public relations, scrutiny, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, twitter

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Animals Bred:	77
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.

so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉

Wild West Wanderers 1.20.1

1.20.1, BROWNCELS, discrimination, discussion, Diversity, Gaming Community, gender, gender switching, Happened, Identity, marginalized groups, online forums, Place, Race, social justice, toxic behavior, unfuckable, video games, Wanderers, West, western vidya, white leftists, Wild, WTF

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	144758
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Towns Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with those gender-switching leftists and unfuckable browncels, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why? Because we don’t mess with that nonsense here. We’re all about building epic structures and slaying mobs like true gamers. Plus, our community is filled with cool peeps who just wanna have a good time without all the drama. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and laughs! Let’s show those weirdos what real gaming is all about!

AttractiveBlockOddities

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchantments Applied:	62
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	5051
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there! We have a whole new world filled with bizarre and wacky creatures that you never knew you needed in your life.

Join us and discover the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive in Minecraft! From quirky pixelated animals to funky looking structures, our server will have you questioning your taste in aesthetics. Who knew that a blocky llama with googly eyes could be so irresistible?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So if you want to get rich quick and have a blast while doing it, this is the place to be.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the weirdest things you never knew you found attractive!

AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL

air travel, aviation disaster, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL, breaking news, Condolences, deadly crash, diplomatic relations, global news, government response, international news, investigation, plane crash, political tensions, putin, Putin apology, Tragedy, uk, uk news, world news

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Heartbeat Haven – Where Loneliness is a Thing of the Past

autonomic nervous system, cardiovascular adaptability, Haven, Heart function, heart rate variability, Heartbeat, Loneliness, loneliness and autonomic nervous system, loneliness and cardiovascular health, loneliness and emotional well-being, loneliness and gender differences, loneliness and heart health, loneliness and heart rate, loneliness and mental health, loneliness and physical health, loneliness and social interactions, loneliness and social support, loneliness and stress, Men, social stress, Women

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	846	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

join our epic minecraft server and never feel lonely again! our server is so lit that your heart rate will be off the charts with excitement! forget about reduced cardiovascular adaptability, because on our server, you’ll be running around so much trying to survive that your heart will be pumping like crazy!

we have a special feature where if you start feeling lonely, you can just jump into a group chat with other players and instantly feel better. no more reduced heart rate variability for you! and don’t worry, we have plenty of women players who will show you how it’s done, because apparently this effect is more pronounced in women than in men.

so come join us on our server and let’s all regulate our heart function together in the most epic and ridiculous way possible! who knew minecraft could be so good for your health?

Boredom SMP

100% uptime, amd ryzen, Boredom, Coreprotect, Coventry, Creative Server, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Grief Recovery, hermitcraft, Mature Community, player average, proximity chat, pure vanilla gameplay, server details, Server Events, smp, TPS average, United Kingdom, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Season Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Server Mode	Online Mode
Server IP	play.boredommc.com
Creative World IP	cr.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.3+]

What Makes Us Unique

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
Cosmetic donations, no pay-to-win
Active staff support

Discord & Dynmap

You can view the world map through Dynmap and chat with players on the server through Discord.

What to Expect

A mature and respectful community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime & 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Freedom and acceptance for all players

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of gameplay do you offer?	We offer Pure Vanilla gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs.
Are cracked accounts supported?	No, the server is in Online Mode and does not support cracked accounts.
What can I expect from the community?	A close-knit group of respectful adults who enjoy playing Minecraft together.
Are donations pay-to-win?	No, donations are cosmetic only.
Is there a creative server available?	Yes, you can access the creative server by running ‘/server creative’ in game.

Ethereal Isles 1.20.4

1.20.4, 200 iq, American workers, AMERIKUNZ, bubba, Cletus, DEI, Ethereal, Experience, Fags, foreigners, gas station, gas station workers, hire, hire bubba and cletus, hire foreigners, Isles, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Support, swamps, work ethic

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got 200 IQ foreigners building epic stuff like pros but also got bubba and cletus from the swamps cuz they AMERIKUNZ!!1!

Like, who needs DEI when u can have this crazy mix of talent and chaos? Join now for a wild ride of building and madness!