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CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3079	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Potions Brewed:	110
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4208
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Mines Excavated:	3109	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Votes:	7479
Star Shards Collected:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2404
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	198
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4722
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.