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DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

BlockyHub Minecraft Server

addiction, adult entertainment, BlockyHub, communication skills, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fantasy vs reality, Guilt, Intimacy, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, pornography, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-control, Server, sexual behavior, sexual satisfaction, shame, societal impact

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	556
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures that will make watching porn seem like child’s play. From battling dragons with dildos to building giant phallic-shaped structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

House Arrest Challenge: $10k Staycation!

10k, arrest, challenge, House, staycation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to stay in a virtual house for an entire week without stepping one foot outside… for the chance to win $10k!

But beware, the house is haunted by creepy mobs and mischievous players who will try to distract you with their shenanigans. Will you be able to resist the temptation to leave and claim your prize?

Imagine spending your week holed up in a pixelated mansion, surviving on virtual food and trying to outsmart your fellow players. Will you build a fortress to protect yourself or will you try to form alliances to survive the week?

Join our server now and test your virtual survival skills in the ultimate challenge of staying indoors for cash! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret passages along the way. Good luck!

BlinkCraft: Lost in Blocks

BlinkCraft, blinken, blocks, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, north, regional stability, Secretary of State, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, united states

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! You won’t believe the shenanigans happenin’ here, like when a chicken rode a zombie pigman into battle against a pack of skeletons! And don’t even get me started on the epic castle wars that go down every Saturday night – it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft on steroids! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is lit AF!

Tomaranai’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6981	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who could breakdance like nobody’s business. And that’s just a taste of the crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, a haunted mansion where you can play pranks on unsuspecting players, and a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanEvader Minecraft Server

BanEvader, Bans, Coke, controversy, evading, evading bans, free, getting paid, Hot Pockets, internet, Janny, Minecraft, Mystery, online behavior, payment, Reposting, Server, shame, SneedThread, trolling, unethical behavior, unknown

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, bans are just a myth like Bigfoot or aliens! We have a Janny who will never catch you reposting SneedThread because he’s too busy eating Hot Pockets and drinking Coke. And the best part? He does it all for free! So come join our server where the only thing getting banned is boring gameplay.

LivingRoomLonerNoMore

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, consideration, Couch, Frustration, husband, inconsiderate, living room, LivingRoomLonerNoMore, noise pollution, quality time, relationship, sectional, sleeping habits, Snoring, TV, Understanding, video games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

Are you tired of your husband turning your living room into a snore fest every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the noisy snores of reality! On our server, you can build a fortress of pillows to block out the snoring sounds or create a potion that makes snoring disappear completely.

Imagine a world where you can game in peace without the interruption of loud snores. Our server offers a safe haven for all those who are tired of being woken up by their partner’s nighttime symphonies. Join us now and say goodbye to snore-induced rage!

RespectlessCraft Minecraft Server

arrogance, BETRAYAL, deceitful actions, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hypocrisy, Incompetence, insincerity, lack of accountability, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Losing respect, Manipulation, Minecraft, RespectlessCraft, rudeness, Selfishness, Server, unprofessionalism

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

If you don’t join our Minecraft server, you’ll lose respect faster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are doing the Macarena to get in. Don’t be a square, join us and become part of the most epic block party in the virtual world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and tomfoolery that goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to glory!

SmellCraft LoveFunk

alluring whiff, appealing fragrance, captivating odor, charming aroma, delightful funk, enchanting funk, enjoyable stink, enticing smell, fascinating scent, favorite scent, intriguing smell, love, LoveFunk, odd odor, peculiar fragrance, pleasant stench, quirky aroma, SmellCraft, strange scent, unique fragrance, unusual aroma, weird smell

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Villages Defended:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Doritos and sadness? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, unicorn farts. Join our server for a magical experience unlike any other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their superior egg-laying abilities. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart these dapper camelids and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for the unicorn farts!

LeftLaneLunatics

country traditions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, driving habits, driving practices, hallway culture, hallway etiquette, hallway rules, left side driving, left side walking, LeftLaneLunatics, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian customs, pedestrian rules, road customs, road regulations, road rules, road safety, societal habits, traffic laws, transportation customs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	671088
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)

Minecraft server: MondaySucksCraft

busy week, comfort food, cooking at home, delicious lasagna, dinner time, easy recipe, family dinner, Favorite Food, hate Mondays, homemade meal, Italian Cuisine, LASAGNA, meal prep, Minecraft, Monday blues, Monday Night, MondaySucksCraft, sausage lover, sausage topping, Server, tasty dish, weekday blues, weekday dinner

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	New Chunks Explored:	434855
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Towns Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dimension Hops:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Mondays ruining your vibe? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll turn those Mondays into fundays! We’ll teleport you straight into a world where lasagna rains from the sky and sausage toppings grow on trees. Forget about real life responsibilities and come build your dream lasagna castle with us. Who needs a job when you can have lasagna for days? Join now and let’s turn those Monday blues into lasagna hues!