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CousinCrazeMC
4 years old son, accident, AITAH, aunt, childcare, CousinCrazeMC, Disrespect, educated, family, Hospital, husband, MONEY, raised well, refusing to babysit, RESPONSIBILITY, stable job, universities, vacation, varsity, younger cousinAre you tired of boring old servers where people actually expect you to be responsible and help out others? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make the Real Housewives look tame. We have a special aunt who thinks she’s too good for everyone and a husband who can’t seem to catch a break.
When they needed someone to babysit their kid, we had a player who refused to help because, hey, it’s not their responsibility either! And the aunt’s response? Calling names and throwing shade like it’s going out of style.
So come on down to our server where the drama never ends and the pettiness reaches new heights. Who needs varsity when you can have a front-row seat to this circus? Join now and see if you’re the AH for refusing to babysit your cousin!
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NostalgicCraft: Gone Forever
“Youth, bittersweet, bygone era, Cherished moments, childhood dreams, childhood memories, faded memories, growing up, Innocence, irretrievable, Long Gone, longing for the past, lost time, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, Old Days, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, simpler times, wistfulRemember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters with your friends? Well, guess what? That childhood magic is back and better than ever on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, the legendary player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of evil bunnies.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our Minecraft wonderland? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
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EcoCraft: Canuck Clearcutters
Biodiversity loss, Canadian forests, Canuck, carbon footprint, clear-cutting, Clearcutters, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, environmental sustainability, ethical logging, forest conservation, forest management, forestry management, LOGGING, Natural resources, OPERATIONs, renewable resources, sustainable, sustainable forestry, sustainable practices, timber industryYo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dem sustainable logging operations goin on, but like, dey clear-cutting Canadian forests like nobody’s business. It’s like, so eco-friendly dat it’s practically a nature lover’s dream come true. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs dat can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes. Trust me, u ain’t never seen Minecraft like dis before. Join now before the mutant pigs take over da world! -
Eggcellent Salad Server
appetizer, brunch, classic, creamy, DELICIOUS, deviled eggs, easy recipe, egg salad, Eggcellent, finger food, hard boiled eggs, hors d’oeuvres, Mayo, Mustard, paprika, party food, Picnic, potluck, protein-packed, salad, Savory, Server, TraditionalyOu ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the pigs are actually flying unicorns and the creepers explode into confetti? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the most skilled players can find. rumor has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named cluck cluck.
oh, and did i mention the villagers are actually alien robots from outer space? they trade in space rocks and laser guns instead of boring old emeralds.
join now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. plus, our owner is a talking potato who loves to dance the macarena. what are you waiting for? come join the fun!