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ComebackCraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	7538	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	587
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5268	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Emeralds Found:	5745
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ores Mined:	1358
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	470	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!