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GameNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4658	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crops Grown:	6277	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ores Mined:	917
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Animals Bred:	81	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	9151	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Love Letters Sent:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

TreeHuggerCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, Deforestation, deforestation impact, environmental groups, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, EU, forest conservation, greenhouse gases, law delay, TreeHuggerCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!