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Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Emeralds Found:	6159
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	65
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2137

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Animals Bred:	61	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4697	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	823	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!