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Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

anxiety, avoidance, blocks, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, discomfort, emotional response, fear, Hands, human contact, madness, mental health, Minecraft, past experiences, personal space, Phobia, physical touch, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, Therapy, touch aversion, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	95378	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, chicks, clothed, Minecraft, naked, pixels

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

#gamer, acceptance, Adventures, blocky, empowerment, Gaming Community, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Genderqueer, identity exploration, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, social norms, Transgender, video games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	313359	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

Chaos, Clock OrangeRoad, collide, countdown, creativity, current events, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FAQs, General guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2894
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

clean room, cleanse, Crafty, creeper, dust, explosions, Humanity, LOSING, Messy, stay clean, week later its filthy again

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9762	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

Anime, Assumes she’s better than everyone else, Band, blocky, Camp, Can quit at any moment, Character development, Competition, Doesn’t change her uniform, Doesn’t want to cause trouble, Drama, Edition, euphonium, Euphonium player, Hibike, Hibike Euphonium, high school, leadership, Music, peer pressure, Refuses to elaborate further, Says she’s only there to have fun, Shows up, Stays, team dynamics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Pandemonium: Minecraft Mayhem Madness

acceptance, acceptance of extinction., better race, BNWO, bombs, creaming, enablement, Extinction, Genocide, genocide fetish, Guns, Happening, IRL, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, pixelated, Race, STOP, Truth, whitebois, wiped out, Women, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the BNWO (Better Nether World Order) is taking over and whitebois are being wiped out to extinction! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us as we embrace our own genocide and watch as our women leave us for the better race – the Endermen! No guns, no fighting, just pure chaos and hilarity as we accept our fate and enable the BNWO to reach all parts of the world. So come on, don’t be a whiteboi, join us and cream to your own extinction today!