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| Players: |
97/900 |
Votes: |
5705 |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: |
2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: |
9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: |
4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: |
3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: |
5 |
Farms Harvested: |
328 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: |
7 |
Royal Courts Attended: |
5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: |
28 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: |
6 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.
