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Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Star Shards Collected:	162
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	2696	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	276
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8588	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	4177	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7808	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	3833	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!

NordicNulledActivist

activism, asylum seeker, civil rights, discrimination, Exile, freedom fighter, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, ID annulled, identity crisis, immigration, injustice, international law, legal battle, NordicNulledActivist, norway, political persecution, protest, refugee, Russian activist, social justice

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

So, like, picture this: a Russian activist living in Norway, right? She’s just minding her own business, fighting for justice and stuff, when BAM! Her ID gets annulled out of nowhere. Like, what even is that? So now she’s all confused and has to start over, but she’s not gonna let that stop her. She decides to join this epic Minecraft server to escape the drama and build a new life for herself. And guess what? This server is so lit, it’s like a whole new world for her. She can mine for diamonds, build a castle, and even make friends with talking pigs. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and stuff. So if you’re feeling lost and need a fresh start, come join us on this server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your inner Russian activist too. Just watch out for those annulled IDs, man. They’re sneaky little buggers.

NanoWastedCraft

alcohol, cost effective, Differences, Drugs, dwarf community, dwarf individuals, dwarfism, financial responsibility, health, Lifestyle, Moderation, money saving, nanism, NanoWastedCraft, self-control, small stature, Sobriety, societal norms, Stereotypes, substance abuse, Unique

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Votes:	9542	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got tiny peeps who save mad cash on booze and drugs! Why waste money on gettin’ wasted when u can join us and build epic tiny houses and ride tiny horses?! Plus, our mini players are like little warriors, takin’ on giant mobs with their tiny swords and armor. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, fam! Join now and be part of the tiny revolution!

BrainCraftCureless

brain cancer, BrainCraftCureless, Breakthrough, children, Diagnosis, Future, Healthcare, Hope, immune therapy, incurable, Innovative, Kids, Medical, oncology, pediatric cancer, prognosis, Promise, research, Survival, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.

so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!

BlueberrySMP – Join the misadventures of Hermitcraft wannabes, no creepers allowed!

Allowed, application, BlueberrySMP, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, gameplay, Guidelines, hermitcraft, Immersion, Immersive, java, Join, Misadventures, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, Projects, rules, Season, smp, Solarion, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, Wannabes, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

About Us:

We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Azure, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Notably, Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members. We also just started a new season!

Our Ideas:

Plugin	Description
Drop Heads	Allows you to decapitate players and mobs and get their heads.
SinglePlayerSleep	Allows you to sleep in a bed just how you can in singleplayer.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows you to better customize the position of armorstands and more!
DiscordSRV	Allows you to connect and interact with players in-game from Discord!
Coreprotect	Ensures that everyone is safe from grief or theft without any land claiming of any sort.
Simple VoiceChat	Allows players to speak in close proximity in-game with each other.
Axgraves	Chest “gravestone” to allow your items to not despawn after a death.

Community:

At Azure SMP, we heartily welcome players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within our vibrant and interactive community. Numerous engaging projects and events are continually underway, ensuring that every member remains actively involved.

Commitment to The Vanilla Experience:

Azure SMP is steadfast in its commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience. Although we integrate some quality-of-life plugins, rest assured that we abstain from incorporating any game-altering features such as teleportation, flight, or virtual currency systems.

Application Process:

Joining the Azure SMP community begins with a comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base from the outset. Our approach has yielded a mature, engaging, and delightful community predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above. The whitelist process unfolds as follows:

Familiarize yourself with our server rules before initiating the application process. This ensures alignment with our ethos before integration into our community.
Our application requirements are tailored to reflect a genuine passion for both Minecraft and our community. We seek to understand you better through your application, so while brevity is appreciated, please provide insight into your motivations.
In the event your initial application does not meet our criteria, rest assured that we afford all applicants an opportunity to revise and enhance their submissions.

To embark on this journey with us, we invite you to join our Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with our vibrant community.

Discord Invite Link