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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5702 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1782 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog in a cowboy hat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even dyslexic frogs with dig bicks would feel right at home.
Join us for insane adventures, like building a giant cowboy hat for your froggy friend or embarking on quests to find the legendary Dyslexic Diamond. And don’t worry, we promise not to make anyone uncomfortable with inappropriate shirt gifts – unless it’s a shirt with a chicken wearing sunglasses, because that’s just hilarious.
So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are weirder than a dyslexic frog trying to read a billboard. See you there!
