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Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).
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Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.
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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.
And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!
So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!
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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through a world where anything goes. Build your own cuckoo clock tower, mine for cuckoo eggs, and even participate in our weekly cuckoo costume contests.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cuckoo King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits. Will you be the one to catch his eye and earn a coveted spot in his cuckoo army?
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Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We have legendary parties in the Nether, where even the Ender Dragon shows up to drop some sick beats. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, looking for love in all the wrong places.
So come on, don’t be a lonely zombie wandering the Minecraft world. Join our server and let the love (and the TNT) explode! Who knows, you might just find your blocky boo to cuddle with under the stars.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or ride on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken, who is rumored to drop a diamond-encrusted egg if you can defeat him in battle.
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Welcome to YeahCraft, your go-to server for simple survival fun with friends! Dive into a relaxed and enjoyable experience where you can explore, build, and thrive. Our experienced staff is always here to help, ensuring a supportive community that values fair play and creativity. Enjoy exciting features like MCMMO, a thriving economy, wild teleportation (wildTP), and land claims to keep your creations safe. And the adventure doesn’t stop there—more awesome features are coming soon! Join YeahCraft today and make it your new home for survival adventures.
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| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default ports | |
| Discord server | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
| Question | Answer |
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| Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions? | Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock without the need for a Java account. |
| What difficulty level is the server set to? | The server is set to hard difficulty. |
| Are there specific features like custom enchantments and land claiming? | Yes, the server offers custom enchantments and ProtectionStones for land claiming. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on the server. |
| How can players interact and communicate on the server? | Players can use in-game private messaging, homes, and player-to-player teleportation commands. |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT. We don’t care about rules or logic here, just pure, unadulterated chaos!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are actually really good at playing Minecraft. They’ll challenge you to build-offs and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and there is literally NOTHING wrong with this and I’m tired of people pretending otherwise. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
Are you ready to fight for the family dress that has been passed down through generations? Will you be the one to rock it at prom and cause chaos among your cousins? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the intensity of this server.
Witness the epic showdown between Ava and Zoe as they battle it out for the right to wear the dress to prom. Will you choose sides and join the drama, or will you create your own storyline in this wild and unpredictable world?
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Come join us and experience the joy of proving someone wrong in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with laughter, fun, and plenty of unexpected twists. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next? Join now and be a part of the most entertaining Minecraft server around!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Cake Fairy.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build towering castles, and uncover the mysteries of the Nether realm. Don’t let the future scare you, embrace it with open arms on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
