Intimacy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TrashCanTreasureCraft

family, Miscommunication., trust issues, relationships, reconciliation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you so busy you won’t even have time for sex? Look no further! Join our server where the only pregnancy tests you’ll find are the ones left behind by players who were too busy building epic structures to remember to pee on a stick!

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and accusations flying left and right just like in this wild story. Who needs a soap opera when you can log on to our server and experience the drama firsthand? Join now and see if you can unravel the mystery of the mysterious pregnancy test in the garbage! It’s a real whodunnit that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And hey, maybe you’ll even find time to build a little something between all the accusations and heartbreak. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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MasturbationMates: Happy Partners!

Happy, well-being, women’s masturbation, sexual health, MasturbationMates

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, like seriously bro. we got all the craziest mods and plugins that will blow your mind.

join us and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers from your eyes, no joke.

our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro and be able to defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.

come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever had.

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BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Self Discovery, Self Respect, lessons learned, self improvement

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

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CraftyLiar420

ozempic, second opinion, Cruel, self-conscious, weight gain

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

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Blocky Love Woes

finances, Expectations, family, Divorce, Commitment

Tired of being tied down in marriage? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only commitment you have is to building the most epic pixelated castle! Say goodbye to nagging spouses and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual realm.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it he’s tired of haunting players and just wants to relax and mine some diamonds with us. Plus, our server has a secret underground cave filled with rare treasures and a hidden portal to the Nether – perfect for those looking for a little extra adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can construct the most outrageous structure in just 10 minutes. Winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made out of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time with real-life drama when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Come join us and let the fun begin!

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MoanCraft Minecraft Server

cultural norms, romance, cross-cultural relationships, Minecraft, MoanCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll be making girls moan in no time! Our server is so lit, it’s been known to have villagers swooning over our players’ building skills. Join us and become the ultimate block-building Casanova!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted on our server, looking for a player skilled enough to take him down. Will you be the hero that saves the day and wins the heart of all the Minecraft maidens?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your blocky charm! Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated place.

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CraftyNSFWEmpowerment

sexual health, Skills, Intimacy, body positivity, taboo skills

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing NSFW stands for “Not Safe For Work”? Well, look no further because on our server, NSFW stands for “Notch’s Super Fun World”! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

On our server, we believe that the most empowering NSFW skill is the ability to tame and ride a herd of explosive llamas into battle. That’s right, forget about boring old swords and armor, on our server, the real MVPs are our trusty llama steeds who will rain down TNT on your enemies like a fluffy apocalypse.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in intense llama dance battles to earn rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance like it’s auditioning for a Minecraft talent show.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the NSFW side of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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HugCraft: Where Casual Sex is Normal

platonic relationships, emotional connection, social interactions, Human Behavior, non-sexual intimacy

Yo, on dis server, we don’t just give hugs, we give virtual hugs in Minecraft! Imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant hug from a pixelated creeper, ain’t that a sight to see? Plus, we got a whole town dedicated to hugging, where you can build a house made entirely out of hugs.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to hug as many players as possible within a time limit, and the winner gets a virtual trophy made out of hugs. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on the Hug Coaster, a rollercoaster that hugs you tight as you zoom through the virtual world.

So come join us on this server and experience the most huggable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs casual sex when you can have a virtual hug fest?

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VirginityVillager in Minecraft SMP

personal choices, cultural beliefs, death, Intimacy, Sexuality

Are you tired of living an inferior life because you haven’t taken a girl’s virginity in Minecraft yet? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special quest where you must conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower in hand to prove your worthiness to take a girl’s Minecraft virginity! Join us now and become the ultimate Chad of the block world. Death will no longer be eagerly awaited, but feared by all who oppose you!

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PixelatedPurge: Body Count Limit?

Preferences, Morals, Intimacy, red flags, comfort level

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the body count is just too low? Look no further, because on our server, the body count is through the roof! Join us for some wild PvP battles where the only rule is to survive at all costs.

We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!

So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!

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