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| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2865 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3488 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.
