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BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Votes:	8791	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

No Creepers Allowed! You Must Know How to Build, Not Blow Up Stuff. 18+ Only!

Allowed, BLOW, Book Club, BUILD, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, cute houses, Environment, female, FRIENDSHIPS, Fun, Game Nights, Holiday Celebrations, Inappropriate Behavior, long-lasting, Movie Nights, NA Time Zone, Safe, Server, Shops, Stuff, Vanilla, vetting, women only, women’s community

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡
Looking to fill the server with shops, cute houses, and host holiday celebrations, competitions, etc.
Hoping to create long-lasting friendships and build a community through game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
Server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. NA Time Zone, 18+ only.

FAQ

What is the purpose of this Minecraft server?

The purpose of this server is to create a safe and fun environment for women to play Minecraft, connect with each other, and build a community based on shared interests and activities.

How can I join the server?

If you’re interested, please PM the server owner with your age and a brief introduction about yourself. The owner will personally vet all potential players to ensure a safe environment.

What activities can I expect on the server?

You can expect to see shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!

Is this server only for women?

Yes, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment.

“7 Days to Mine” Minecraft Server

7 days to die, Community, Crafting, Days, early access, early access development, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, Opinions, Release, review, Sandbox, Server, Survival, update, Updates, video game, zombie

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9107	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that is about to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding.

This server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids. We’ve got a roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits, a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a secret society of llamas who run the economy.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. And if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes.

So, forget about 1.0, come join us on this server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

XitterCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Analytics, Audience, Competition, data, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, Insights, Marketing, metrics, Minecraft, Monitoring, Performance, Platform, Reporting, Server, social media, Stats, Tracking, trends, xitter, XitterCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stats and features? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they fight over who gets the last diamond in the mine. Watch as pigs fly (literally, we have a pig launcher) and chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have a secret portal that leads straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that farts out diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

SisterShakeUp Minecraft Server

accident, airbags, Birkenstock, car ride, clean car, college, Dangerous, Graduation, Heartless, herniated disks, Hospital, injury, Minecraft, parents, predictable, Server, shitty brother, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterShakeUp, stank feet, Sympathy, Ultimatum

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	994737
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness and car safety above all else! Just like the OP’s car, we keep our server squeaky clean and free of any dirty hippy feet (or griefers)!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the ultimatum given to the sister – feet up equals no ride, and griefing equals no entry to our server!

We may not have airbags to protect you, but we do have a supportive community ready to laugh, shake their heads, and offer a helping hand when needed. Just remember, listen to the rules and warnings, or you might end up injuring your face with your knees (metaphorically speaking)!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where being heartless and a shitty brother is not allowed, but having a blast and creating amazing memories is encouraged! Just don’t forget to keep those stank feet off the dash!

DilDontDine

chef’s menu, culinary experience, dietary restrictions, DilDontDine, dinner event, exclusive invite, exclusive restaurant, Exclusivity, family gathering, familydinner, fine dining, food preferences, foodie, limited seating, picky eater problems, picky eater struggles, pickyeater, special occasion, treating family, trying new food, unique dishes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	3937
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up unique blocks and crazy adventures! Just like the chef in the story, we offer a fixed menu of fun and excitement that changes every week.

Join us and invite your friends, but beware of picky eaters! We don’t have time for players who only like to mine the same five blocks over and over again. Our server is all about trying new things and exploring new worlds.

So come on in and dig into the action! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden gem or two. And remember, if you’re not willing to try something new, you might just get left behind in the dust. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing fixed is the amount of fun you’ll have!

WrongCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, WrongCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	869805
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Tired of dealing with know-it-alls who are actually know-nothings? Join our Minecraft server and leave those wrong-way Wendys in the dust! Our community is filled with players who are always right…even when they’re wrong! So come on down and show off your skills in a world where being right is just a state of mind (even if that state is delusional)! Who needs facts when you’ve got confidence? Join now and start dominating the debate…even if you have no idea what you’re talking about!

ShameCraft: Country Edition

ashamed, Corruption, Country, culture, discrimination, Edition, education, Environment, Government, Healthcare, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Politics, POVERTY, racism, shame, ShameCraft, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Are you tired of being ashamed of your country? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not having enough diamonds! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs who will give you hilarious life advice. So why waste time being ashamed of your country when you can join us and be shamelessly awesome instead?

BlueRoom Minecraft Server

ancient architecture, ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, ancient shrine, Archaeological excavation, archaeological site, archaeology, Artifacts, blue room, BlueRoom, cultural heritage, Excavation, historical discovery, historical preservation, historical research, historical site, italy, Minecraft, Pompeii, preservation, rare finds, roman history, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7198	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, JUST LIKE THIS RARE BLUE ROOM THEY FOUND IN POMPEII! COME JOIN US AND UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF THIS ANCIENT SHRINE, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND SOME DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL UNLEASH A CURSE OR SUMTHIN, BUT YOLO RIGHT?! JOIN US AND DIG, DIG, DIG YOUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLUELOVE #ANCIENTDIAMONDS #CURSEYOLO

FrostyTroopBabiesCraft

babies, controversial, Cryopreservation, Dead Troops, Ethics, fertility, first, FrostyTroopBabiesCraft, Frozen Sperm, Future, Genetic, Legacy, Military, parenthood, Raising, Reproduction, russia, Science, Technology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Towns Built:	3

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u about this server. so, like, in this server, we have russia raising first babies from dead troops’ frozen sperm. i know, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

not only do we have this insane story, but we also have the most epic builds u will ever see. like, we have a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds. yea, u heard me right, diamonds.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have the friendliest community ever. like, everyone is so nice and helpful, u will never wanna leave.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BooBooPlaceboCraft

BELIEF, Boo-boo kisses, BooBooPlaceboCraft, care, Childhood, comfort, Emotional support, first experience, healing, love, medical placebo, Medical Treatment, mind-body connection, Nurturing, pain relief, placebo effect, placebo response, placebo therapy, placebos, Psychological, soothing, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.

picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.