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KerchCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, danger, emergency, evacuation, explosion incident, explosions, Fire, Kerch, KerchCraft, Local Media, military activity, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, Reports, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, violence, war zone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

Assistance, Crimea, Crisis, emergency, Escape, evacuated, evacuation, Government, Humanitarian Aid, Kursk, KurskCraft, Refugees, Relocation, Residents, russia, Safety, Shelter, Support, temporary housing, Transportation, travel

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	1995	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	2097	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

air pollution, Amazonia, Canada, carbon dioxide emissions, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, ecological balance, emissions trajectory, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme wildfires, global warming, Global wildfires, greenhouse gases, natural disasters, WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

anticipation, BloodSpillMinecraftServer, Community, developer, Director, Event, EXCITEMENT, FanFest, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, gameplay, Gaming, mmorpg, ONLINE, Panel Discussion, Rumors, speculation, spill blood, Square Enix, video games, virtual world, Yoshida

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

Anti-inflation technology, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic inflation, economic progress, economic solutions, economic stability, economic strategies, economic trends, Financial Stability, financial technology, InflateNoMore, inflation control, inflation management, inflation prevention, inflation reduction, Minecraft, monetary policy, smp, technology advancement, technology innovation, technology solutions

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8189	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6441	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft, CALS, gt1200, smp, Today

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ores Mined:	4570	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Crops Grown:	1246	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!