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CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, critical decision, Decision making, deep reflection, heaviest decision, impactful decision, important life choice, life choices, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, life-changing moment, major life decision, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal decision, profound decision, self reflection, significant life change, transformative decision, weighty decision

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Are you tired of making heavy decisions that actually matter in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only decision you have to make is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Trust us, your life will never be the same once you join our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Nuke-Free MC Server: No Kim Jong-Boom!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, Defense, denuclearization, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, JongBoom, Kim, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, Moon Jae-in, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, Nuclear weapon, NukeFree, peace negotiations, peace talks, SECURITY, Server, south korea, united states

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	279
Mines Excavated:	1417	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2369	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where you dont need a nuclear weapon to take on north korea, cuz we got you covered! our president is a pro at minecraft pvp and will protect you from any threat, even kim jong un himself! plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in the spawn area, so you can bling out your gear like a boss. and if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyTradeWars

BlockyTradeWars, economic impact, economic sanctions, economic struggles, geopolitical challenges, global economy, global trade, international relations, international trade, market analysis, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions effects, trade agreements, trade disruptions, trade policies, trade restrictions, War, WSJ analysis

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we rewire global trade like russia but without the sanctions and war lol. we got diamonds for days and creepers that trade with you instead of blowing up. our economy is booming like a fireworks show on new year’s eve. join us and be part of the most epic trade empire in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of rare loot that only the bravest players can find. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

Crafty Moms R Us

accessories, Crafty, fashion, Gifts, greeting cards, Hallmark store, hobbies, Home decor, Hot Topic, interests, leisure, Lifestyle, middle aged, moms, Popular, Retail, shopping, shopping destination, Store, suburban women, trendy, womens fashion

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7530	Gods Slained:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Yo, dis server be like a Hallmark store on steroids, but for middle aged suburban women who wanna spice up their lives with some blocky adventures! Join us if you wanna trade in those sappy greeting cards for a diamond sword and slay some creepers in style! We got unicorns roaming around, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats! Plus, our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one Hallmark card at a time!

Blocky Truth or Dare

blocky, cognitive bias, disputed tags, election claims, election misinformation, fact-checking, high political knowledge, information accuracy, information credibility, judged truthfulness, media literacy, Misinformation, misinformation judgment, political beliefs, political knowledge, social media, Trump voters, Trump’s claims, Truth, truthfulness, twitter

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	5008	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the sheep wear sunglasses and the cows do the Macarena! We got pigs flying on rockets and chickens doing backflips, it’s a party 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Trump voters with high political knowledge think our election misinformation is more truthful than Twitter’s “disputed” tags! It’s like a parallel universe where up is down and left is right, but in a good way!

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. See you there, crazy crafters!

Daughter University – Minecraft Server

career opportunities, college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Decision making, education, empowerment, Family Values, financial investment, future prospects, gender equality, Gender Roles, higher education, Men, Minecraft, opportunities, parenting, personal growth, self improvement, Server, societal expectations, success, University

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6369	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6678

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground college where players can send their daughters to study… in Minecraft! That’s right, forget about real-life tuition fees and student loans, here you can send your daughter to college for free and watch her become a blocky genius! Plus, rumor has it that our college has a hidden dungeon where players can battle zombie professors and skeleton students for extra credit. So why wait? Join our server now and let the wacky adventures begin!

Studio in the US Minecraft SMP Ame Was Supposedly

Abandoned, ame, Ame’s project, Closure, Development, Disappearance, investigation, Minecraft, missing, Mystery, mystery studio, Project, Rumors, smp, speculation, Studio, supposedly, unanswered questions, unsolved, US, whereabouts, Working

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mines Excavated:	1992
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tea, hun! Ame got tired of the Hollywood life and decided to start her own Minecraft SMP instead. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our SMP for the chance to build your dream base, battle it out in epic PvP battles, and maybe even find love in a pixelated world. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, chaotic world. Just watch out for that one player who always seems to have a TNT trap up their sleeve… it’s all fun and games until your base gets blown to smithereens!

GymJamzMixUp

#workout, airpods, asking for change, classmate, Communication, criticism, dj, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym mate, GymJamzMixUp, gymnastics class, Music, music selection, Offense, playlist, Repetition, Repetitive, taste in music, Variety

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ores Mined:	8164
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of hearing the same 7 songs on repeat while working out on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a DJ named Ben who will serenade you with a different tune every time you log in! And don’t worry about offending him, he’s too busy spinning those virtual records to notice your complaints. Join us now for a music-filled workout experience like no other!

RetroRegrets: Fixing My Past!

CHANGE, Fixing, growth mindset., hindsight, learning, MISTAKES, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, RetroRegrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness journey, self-forgiveness, self-improvement goals, self-transformation

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	133	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the power to go back in time and change anything about yourself! Want to be a ninja instead of a regular player? Done! Want to have a pet dragon instead of a pet dog? Easy peasy! The possibilities are endless on our server where time travel is just a block away. So come join us and rewrite your Minecraft story in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

PixelKidz Health Check

Blood Test, CHECK, children, early detection, health, healthcare advancements, Heart Disease, innovation, lipid analysis, liver disease, machine analysis, Medical, pediatric health, PixelKidz, preventative care, researchers, risk assessment, serious illnesses, study, Technology, type 2 diabetes, Warning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	104	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re saving lives! like, this server is so insane that it can actually predict if you’re gonna get sick or not. no joke, man.

you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! the server tells you that you might get type 2 diabetes or liver disease. like, what?! how does it even know that? it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff.

so, if you wanna be a hero and also have a sick base in minecraft, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for all diseases while you’re at it. yeah, that’s right, this server is that crazy. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!