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Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Crops Grown:	8270	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	9513
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9280
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mines Excavated:	4566	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	6153

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7013	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

$1M Surgeon vs $40K EMS

10. Critical care, 11. Health services, 12. Emergency response, 13. Healthcare professionals, 14. Medical expenses, 15. Financial impact, 16. Life support, 17. Healthcare system, 18. Medical costs, 19. Emergency medical services, 2. Surgeon, 20. Surgical procedures, 3. EMS, 4. Healthcare, 40k, 5. Medical, 6. Emergency, 7. Services, 8. Saving lives, 9. Life-saving, EMS, Patients, Surgeon

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE GOT MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO STORE! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE!

ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, best possible, Community, Experience, Fun, get involved, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, Java 1.21.4, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zombie Dances:	2

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!
If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is OrbitMC a vanilla server?	We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server.
Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community.

Epic Anime Adventure 1.20

Absurd, Adventure, amusing, Anime, anime humor, comedic relief, comedy, dumb fun, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Epic, funny, guilty pleasure, humor, lighthearted, Like.., mindless entertainment, mindless humor, Ridiculous, ridiculous humor, silly, stupid

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dimension Hops:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some next-level sh*t. We got anime everywhere, like seriously, it’s like living in a weeb’s dream.

You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.

So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.