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UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ores Mined:	959
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	721651
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	506302
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2217
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2922
Votes:	755	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ores Mined:	546
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	New Chunks Explored:	87110
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8709	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!