Insanegalaxy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, tv show, nathan fillion, space opera, Spaceship

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

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RostovCraft Oil Depot Boom

emergency response, explosion, Infrastructure, uav, Attack

OMG GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE DRONES R CRASHIN INTO OIL DEPOTS IN RUSSIA LIKE WTF HAHAHAHA. U CAN BE A DRONE PILOT OR AN OIL WORKER OR MAYBE EVEN A RUSSIAN SPY TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHO’S BEHIND ALL DIS CHAOS. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS LOL LOL LOL.

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NoLoveCraft Minecraft Server

Contentment, sex, Minecraft, emotional well being, self love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is a thing of the past and all we care about is building epic structures and battling mobs! Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle with?

Join us and experience the freedom of not worrying about relationships or romance. Instead, focus on perfecting your redstone creations and conquering the Nether like a boss. Who needs a wedding ring when you can have a shiny new set of enchanted armor?

So come on over and join our server where the only thing you’ll be falling in love with is the thrill of mining for diamonds and the satisfaction of defeating the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you won’t miss romance once you’ve experienced the adrenaline rush of a creeper explosion!

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Minecraft SMP: Gem Hunters United – /smgg/ – Show Me Gems General

Gem, test, Show, Gems, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to show us your warface! Why, you ask? Because this general is technology focused and we need your warface to test if thumbnails are showing or broken (again!).

But that’s not all! We have insane stories of players battling it out with diamond swords and enchanted armor, all while trying to fix the pesky thumbnail problem. Will you be the hero who saves the day and shows us your warface? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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HangryCraft

HangryCraft, family rules, mental health struggles, emotional trauma, stepfamily conflicts

Looking for a Minecraft server where sharing food is mandatory? Look no further! Join our server where if you cook anything, you have to ask everyone if they want some. It’s like a virtual potluck every day!

One player, let’s call her Mac n’ Cheese Queen, had a rough past with food and sharing. But on our server, she learned the importance of sharing and caring for others. And let’s just say, her homemade fries became a hot commodity among players.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll not only build, explore, and survive, but you’ll also learn valuable life lessons about sharing and empathy. And who knows, you might even become the next Mac n’ Cheese Queen of the server!

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MovieVerseCraft

10. Enchantment, 3. Sci-fi, 9. Imagination, 19. Fantasy realms, 8. Escape

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a universe where anything is possible? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the wacky world of your favorite movie. Want to fight off zombies with Shaun and Ed from “Shaun of the Dead”? Done. How about building a castle with Elsa and Anna from “Frozen”? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles you can have with the Avengers or the Jedi knights.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest mini-games you’ll ever play. From exploding sheep to flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and start living out your wildest movie fantasies!

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PhillyCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks

territorial disputes, united states, blocks, Missiles, South China Sea

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil creepers. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking mushroom. Plus, our moderators are, like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a bucket of slime. So, like, why would you even consider joining any other server when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join now before the aliens invade and turn us all into space chickens!

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Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

sexual activity, sexual desire, desire, BOOTY, sexual connection

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have villagers who are constantly getting it on! That’s right, witness the scandalous love affairs of our pixelated friends as they reproduce like there’s no tomorrow. Join now for a front-row seat to all the steamy action!

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StereotypeSlayer Minecraft SMP – “Don’t Just Mine, Shit on Stereotypes”

judgment, misconceptions, Individuality, living up, discrimination

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to embrace their inner chaos and cause mayhem wherever they go.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. We have a strict “no holding back” policy when it comes to trolling, so get ready to get creative with your mischief.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. From epic PvP showdowns to massive building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can challenge each other to duels for bragging rights.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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SkipCraft Minecraft Server

high school, community college arrangement, SkipCraft, online course, community college

Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches you how to game the system like a pro? Look no further than our server, where we encourage you to work smarter, not harder, just like Max and his community college classes!

Join us and learn how to skip high school classes like a boss, while still getting credit for them. Show up with a transcript from our virtual community college and watch as your grades magically improve without even setting foot in a classroom.

Our server is perfect for those who want to stick it to the man and game the system like a true rebel. Who needs high school teachers when you can outsmart them with online classes and come out on top?

So if you’re ready to level up your education in the most outrageous way possible, join us now and start gaming the system like a pro! Just remember, we’re all about working smarter, not harder, so leave those high school classes in the dust and join us for a wild ride of education and rebellion.

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