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CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	145	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

Goofy’s Climax Craze

animated, cartoon, Character, classic, Climax, CRAZE, Disney, ejaculation, funny, goofy, Goofy Holler, goofy laugh, Goofys, humor, iconic, JOKE, LAUGH, orgasm, scream, silly, Sound, VOICE

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	283	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Star Shards Collected:	220
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	528
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

Chat, Chat Room, chat with doubt, chat with skepticism, chat with uncertainty, confusion, CraftyChatMC, deep thoughts, doubt, existential crisis, is this happening, mind-bending chat, philosophical chat, pondering reality, questioning existence, questioning reality, real, reality check, skepticism, uncertainty, virtual reality

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	941560	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

SmileCraft SMP: HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM RESTORED

Emotional healing, Gratitude, Happiness, hopeful, inner peace, joy, mental health, Mental Wellness, optimism, positive mindset, positive outlook, positivity, positivity restored, Recovery, resilience, Restored, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Therapy, well-being

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Divine Spears Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	1483
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the blocky hero who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Herobrine, turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Pigman Gang, a group of rebellious pigs who have taken over the Nether and declared war on all players who dare to enter their territory. Will you join forces with them or stand against their curly-tailed tyranny?

So come on down to our wacky world and let your smile and optimism be restored as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3118	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

BadVibesMC SMP

bad behavior, BadVibesMC, corrupt mindset, depraved actions, destructive tendencies, evil inclinations, harmful intentions, immoral behavior, immoral conduct, malevolent actions., malicious behavior, moral decay, nefarious behavior, negative traits, personality flaws, sinister motives, smp, toxic behavior, unethical actions, unethical behavior, villainous behavior, wicked deeds

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bad as possible.

We’ve got players who have built entire villages out of TNT, created lava moats around their bases, and even turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and pitfalls. The crazier you are, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “The Great Sheep Uprising” where players have to defend their precious woolly friends from an army of evil mobs. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and prizes.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner villain and cause chaos in the world of Minecraft, then join us on our server and show everyone just how bad you can be!

MineCraftLoveQuest

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, definition, emotions, forever.., Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLoveQuest, Partnership, relationship, romance, soulmate, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	691	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build a blocky empire with? Look no further, because on our server, true love is just a creeper explosion away! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little romance in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come on, join us and let’s craft some love together!

UkrainianLoot Minecraft Server

$50 billion, asset freeze, asset seizure, Denys Shmyhal, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial compensation, financial recovery, foreign investments, immobilized abroad, international finance, international law, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Minecraft, political tensions, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianLoot, Year End

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine is gettin’ $50 billion from Russia and dey gon’ use dat money to make dis server LIT AF! Imagine playin’ Minecraft while swimmin’ in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck, except instead of gold coins, it’s Russian rubles! We got diamond blocks for days, and our creepers wear designer sunglasses cuz dey fancy like dat. Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret treasure chest hidden in da server, u’ll unlock da power to control time and space! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one ruble at a time!