1UP Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Animals Bred:	139	Players Killed by Monsters:	6145
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is better than 1! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out the worm on the dance floor.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the chickens into flying pigs. That’s right, pigs that can fly. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that is rumored to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. Legend has it that only the most skilled players can find it.

4. We have a custom mini-game called “Sheep Jousting” where players ride on the backs of sheep and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks. It’s hilarious and chaotic fun for everyone involved.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: /b/ Sucks Today LOL

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of getting bored on /b/? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefers, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens wearing diamond armor. You try to run but they’re too fast, clucking menacingly as they chase you around. Just when you think all hope is lost, a group of friendly llamas come to your rescue, spitting at the chickens and saving the day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a twist – this dragon is a master chef who challenges players to cook-offs instead of battles. Can you outcook the dragon and claim the title of Top Chef of the End?

So say goodbye to /b/ and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures. Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin!

BabyBackSeating

BabyBackSeating, child-free wedding, compromises, cousins, crying baby, disruptions, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, guest list, managing expectations, newborn, newborn behavior, Planning, Siblings, stress, Suggestions, videographer, wedding ceremony, wedding planning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Are you tired of crying babies ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and enjoy a child-free gaming experience! No need to worry about newborns interrupting your building or mining adventures. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life weddings and just focus on having a good time.

Plus, our community is filled with experienced players who know how to handle any situation, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sibling’s baby crying in the background. So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

DumbMoneyMove Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Star Shards Collected:	282
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8914
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5879

Have you ever seen someone trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt in Minecraft? Well, that’s basically what joining this SMP is like! Our players make the most ridiculous money moves you’ll ever witness, from building entire castles out of gold blocks to trading their enchanted gear for a single carrot. But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable financial decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next legend known for trading a dragon egg for a stack of rotten flesh!

MysteryCraft: Unexplainable Wonders

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, get ready to experience all sorts of wacky and unexplainable things on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness flying cows, dancing creepers, and maybe even a llama conducting a symphony orchestra. Who needs logic when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted) by the sheer absurdity of it all!

RumpNetwork

Active, Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, endless adventures, exciting features, Friends, Fun, game modes, growth, Minecraft, Parkour, PvP, RumpNetwork, Rumpulski, Server, Skyblock, smp, Stream, Survival, talented builders, Vanilla, weekly events, YouTuber

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragons Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to RumpNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft adventure! Our server offers a variety of game modes including Survival, Skyblock, SMP Survival, and more exciting additions coming soon. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something for everyone here.

Join our amazing community, where multiple people stream daily, including the person behind the name RumpNetwork, aka Rumpulski, an upcoming Minecraft, and gaming YouTuber. Our community is all about making friends and, most importantly, having fun! We host weekly events to keep things fresh and exciting, and we’re always expanding our game modes and adding new features to keep interests high = ).

We are also looking for talented builders to join our team! If you’re interested in contributing to our server’s growth, we’d love to have you. However, to ensure a good fit, we ask that builders be active on the server for at least a few weeks before applying.

Come join the RumpNetwork family and embark on endless adventures with us!

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SpiritGG: Where you can fish, build towns, and get ganked by a sneaky penguin in crossplay madness!

1.20.X, battle, BUILD, Casual, Community, crossplay, Custom Enchants, Discord, Factories, Fish, Friends, Ganked, Ip:, k85dfwwtHb, madness, Other, Penguin, PORT, PvE, server ip, smp, sneaky, SpiritGG, Tool skins, Towns, Towny, Version

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to SpiritGG!

A place to hang out with friends and enjoy minecraft.

Please come check us out we have a lot of cool features like:

🌟 Towny SMP! Build massive towns with your friends! 🎮 Bedrock Compatible. Join Today Using IP: play.spiritgg.com Port:26907 👼 Create resources with Factories! 🌈 Fishing Contests, Compete against other players for great rewards! ⚔️ Battle leveled mobs and increase skill levels! 🧲 Custom enchants and stylish tool skins to stand out! 👑 Be part of a community where your voice matters! 💬 Make new friends!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

SERVER IP: play.spiritgg.com VERSION: 1.20.X DISCORD: discord.gg/k85dfwwtHb

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition?	A: Yes, our server is Bedrock compatible. Just use the provided IP and port to join.
Q: What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	A: We offer Towny SMP gameplay where you can build towns, participate in contests, battle mobs, and more.
Q: Are there any special features on the server?	A: Yes, we have custom enchants, factories for creating resources, fishing contests, and more to enhance your experience.
Q: How can I connect with other players on the server?	A: You can join our Discord community using the provided link to chat with other players, make friends, and stay updated on server events.

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest blocky creations!

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land and are demanding tribute in the form of seeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim victory.

But beware, rumors have it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes. Will you be able to conquer this formidable foe and claim the riches hidden within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it and offer it a stack of diamonds. Who knows what wonders await those who seek out this elusive creature?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on an adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky hapa whore wives and their lackluster podcasts – they may not be as harmless as they seem.

SushiSMP – AmericanizedSushiIsBetter

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	188

Are you tired of boring old traditional sushi? Do you crave a culinary adventure that will blow your taste buds away? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where we serve up Americanized sushi that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Japanese cuisine!

Our sushi chefs have perfected the art of combining flavors and textures to create mind-blowing sushi creations that will leave you begging for more. From sushi burritos the size of your head to sushi burgers that will make your mouth water, we have it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sushi Wars, where players battle it out in epic sushi-themed PvP battles. Will you be the one to claim the title of Sushi Champion and earn the coveted Golden Chopsticks?

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old sushi and experience a whole new world of flavor, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, once you’ve tried Americanized sushi, you’ll never look at traditional sushi the same way again.

CraftyMomDaughterDeal

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Crops Grown:	9913
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the battle between a spoiled daughter and her parents who can’t agree on whether to spoil her even more or let her fend for herself.

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the drama of a family torn apart by differing opinions on parenting. Will the daughter learn the value of independence, or will she continue to bask in the glory of being spoiled rotten? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Explore hidden caves filled with treasure, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where all family disputes are settled with a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now and witness the wildest family drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual blocky adventures like these?

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