1Hour 1Lifetime of regretting joining this server

1hour, 1Lifetime, age, balance, Birth, Chat, Community, diet, Discord, Exploration, Factions, family, Hardcore, Heart, INFORMATION, JOINING, Minecraft, Monsters, Other, PvP, regretting, Roleplay, Server, Survival, update

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	5993	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4492	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/eat-my-ass/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.1hour1life.net
Discord	discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

Have you ever thought about how it would be to live in Minecraft?

Getting born somewhere in the world to a random woman, growing up in monster-filled lands, getting your own kids maybe even? What would you work as? What would be your plan to survive? Would you protect your family or coward in a little dirt hut leaving your family to die?

You can experience all of this on our server! It takes the idea of the game “One Hour One Life” and brings it to Minecraft.

Main features currently are:

Families: When joining the server you get “born” to a random player and become part of that player’s family, or if none exist, become an in the wild spawning eve.
Aging: Every player on the server ages. 1 minute in real-life is a full year in-game.
Healthy Diet: You spawn with just 2 hearts. Increase your hearts by eating healthy and trying new foods.
Ranged Chat: You can only write with people that are within 50 blocks from you.
Discord: Visit our Discord for more info and updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a family on the server?	When you join the server, you will be “born” into a random player’s family. If no family exists, you will spawn as an eve in the wild.
How does aging work on the server?	Every player on the server ages. 1 minute in real-life is equivalent to a full year in-game. Players start as babies and eventually die of old age.
How can I increase my hearts on the server?	You can increase your hearts by eating healthy and trying new foods. Balancing your diet is essential for success on the server.
Is there a special chat feature on the server?	Yes, there is a ranged chat feature on the server. You can only communicate with players within 50 blocks of your location.
Where can I get more information and updates about the server?	Join our Discord for more information and updates about the server.

YankeeTalk Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Asia, Communication, Cultural awareness, dialogue, different continent, Diversity, education, geography, global perspective, ignorance, international relations, internet, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misconceptions, online speaking, Server, social media, Stereotypes, Understanding, world views, YankeeTalk

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Farms Harvested:	989	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of hearing Americans talk about geography like they skipped every class in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we teach players that the Middle East and Asia are not separate continents! Our virtual classrooms are filled with hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings that will have you laughing for hours. Plus, if you can correctly identify all the continents, you’ll win a special in-game prize that will make you the envy of all your friends. So come join us and get ready to learn some geography while having a blast!

The Quack Pack Minecraft SMP

adorable, Affection, appreciation, best friends, Bond, companions, Companionship, cute, duckie, Duo, Dynamic duo, friendship, inseparable, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Overlooked, Pack, quack, smp, Support, Tammy, Underappreciated, Underrated

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to let loose and have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride, a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireworks every hour, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary duo, Bob and Larry, who are always up to no good. One time they turned the entire spawn into a giant dance floor and challenged everyone to a dance-off. Let’s just say things got pretty wild.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just watch out for Bob and Larry, they might just prank you when you least expect it.

IdentityCraft

apartment, Argument, black woman, Confrontation, cultural narcissist, Disrespect, friend group, genetic superiority, Identity, IdentityCraft, long distance running, mixed race, mixed race woman, olympics, Party, racial background, racism, tiktok trend, track fan, Victory

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any racists like “Megan” from the story above! Join us and leave all your racist tendencies at the door, because here we celebrate diversity and inclusivity.

Our server is like the Olympics of Minecraft, where players from all backgrounds come together to compete in epic battles and challenges. And just like in the story, we have a special event where the mixed race players always come out on top – because genes don’t define your skills in Minecraft!

So if you’re tired of dealing with racist narcissists like “Megan” and want to join a fun and welcoming community, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who appreciate you for who you are, regardless of your race or background. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

SpicyCurryEatsMC SMP

culinary delights, culinary diversity, culinary journey, Cultural experience, food adventure, food appreciation, food carts, food culture, food discovery, food enjoyment, food exploration, Food tasting, food vendors, Indian Cuisine, INDIAN STREET FOOD, local flavors, savory snacks, smp, spicy dishes, SpicyCurryEatsMC, street food, traditional recipes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing on the menu is plain old bread and water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like an Indian street food feast for your virtual taste buds! Join us for a wild ride through the spice-filled streets of our server where you can feast on delicious virtual treats like vada pav, pav bhaji, and golgappa!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient samosas who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their crispy, delicious reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a flavor explosion that will leave you craving more! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a healthy dose of humor because things are about to get spicy!

BlockyPainLand

Agony, BlockyPainLand, Chronic pain, coping with pain., discomfort, emergency room visit, excruciating pain, injury, intense pain, medical emergency, pain experience, pain management, pain threshold, pain tolerance, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, Trauma, unbearable pain, worst pain, worst physical pain

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4645	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Have you ever been hit in the face with a flying pig while riding a roller coaster made of lava in Minecraft? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises. We promise you’ll never experience pain like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

EcoCraft: Trash Bag Edition

#sustainability, BAG, biodegradable, biodegradable materials, compostable, eco-friendly, EcoCraft, Edition, Environment, environmental impact, green living, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, product packaging, recycling, reduce waste, renewable resources, sustainable living, Trash, trash bags, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party in a trash bag but not really cuz we got rid of all dat plastic crap. we got pigs flyin’ around wearin’ top hats and chickens doin’ the cha-cha. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our creepers tell the best knock-knock jokes. plus, our villagers are always throwin’ wild raves in the town square. so come on down and join da fun, we promise you won’t wanna leave!

PetrelCraft

#birdwatching, bird behavior, bird biology, bird conservation, bird conservation efforts, bird diversity, bird ecology, bird identification, bird migration, bird population, bird research, bird species, bird taxonomy, Chile, genus Oceanites, new species, O. barrosi, Ornithologists, PetrelCraft, small storm petrel, Wildlife Discovery

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

so, like, this server is like finding a new species of bird, but in minecraft! like, we discovered a new type of petrel called O. barrosi, but in the game! it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored, just like this new bird species! join us and be a part of this epic discovery, who knows what other crazy things we’ll find in this server! come on, don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

9b6t

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival PvP Anarchy Java Edition Vanilla Faction Skyblock Economy Creative Minigames Roleplay Bedrock Edition Whitelisted Hardcore Redstone Towny Prison RPG Parkour Quests, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2907	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

– Version: 1.20.6 Java – Completely vanilla (no modifications) – Server created today! Be the first player to get the dragon egg. IP: 9b6t.xyz

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HexSMP: Where Creepers are scarier than your ex – come join the fun! 1.21

Active, apply, Auctions, CREEPERS, crossplay, Dungeons, Enchants, expand, Fun, Future, HexSMP, Items, Jobs, Join, Menus, Minecraft, passionate, PvP, Rewards, scarier, Server, Shape, Shops, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Bedrock & Java IP:	play.hexsmp.com
Discord:	https://discord.gg/HexSMP
Website:	https://hexsmp.com/

About Us

Welcome to HexSMP, where we’ve put a unique twist on the survival gamemode! This isn’t your average SMP server; we’ve reimagined Survival to offer an experience unlike any other. If you’re looking for something fresh and exciting, you’ve found the right place.

Community & Staff

At HexSMP, we pride ourselves on having a friendly and active community. We’re also looking to expand our team, so if you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to help shape the future of our server, consider applying for a staff position.

Features:

Java & Bedrock Crossplay
Custom enchants and items
Unique jobs and custom menus
Challenging dungeons to explore
Exciting PvP battles
AFK rewards for staying active
Dynamic auctions and player shops
100+ more custom features

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I play on this server using both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports Java & Bedrock crossplay, so players from both editions can join and play together.

2. What makes HexSMP different from other survival servers?

HexSMP offers a unique twist on the survival gamemode with custom enchants, items, jobs, dungeons, PvP battles, AFK rewards, auctions, and player shops.

3. How can I become a staff member on HexSMP?

If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to help shape the future of the server, you can apply for a staff position on our website.

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