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Stage Walks Minecraft Server

bold statements, comedic performance, comedic timing, comedy, controversial, Entertainment, entire western game industry, game industry criticism, humor, industry critique, Minecraft, Performance, public speaking, roast, satire, savagely roasts, Server, Stage, stage presence, stand up comedy, take him down, Walks, walks on stage, western games

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Crops Grown:	3169
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we roast the entire western game industry on a daily basis! Join us if you want to witness some savage burns and epic takedowns of your favorite game developers. Our players have mastered the art of roasting so well, they could make Gordon Ramsay cry with their insults. So come on down and see how long you can last before we take you down with our fiery wit! 🔥😂

MemeCraft LOLZ

Accuracy, Authenticity, credibility, Debunked, facts, funny, humor, internet, lolz, meme, Memecraft, Misinformation, ONLINE, satire, skepticism, social media, trending, Truth, Truth or fiction, validity, viral, viral content

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes! So come on down and see how true this meme really is – but be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Pixelated Potatoes

/b/ros, A.I. question, Amateur A.I., cataloging, Categorizing, effect, Future, Id, Jane Smith, Mr. SKIN, normies, Pics, pimeyes, pixelated, Potatoes, privacy, process, search, Steroids, Technology, Wins

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Souls Server

armored core, armored core vi, bloodborne, code vein, Crafty, dark souls, demons souls, elden ring, Fires of Rubicon, FromSoftware General, fsg, Information documents, King’s Field, lies of p, Lords of the Fallen, News, Nioh, patch notes, sekiro, Server, Shadow of the Terdtree, Souls, Souls-Like, Soulslike, Steam tags

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further, because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Shadow of the Terdtree! Rumor has it, this mystical tree holds the key to unlocking unimaginable power in the world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event where you can battle it out in Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon! Build your own armored suit and dominate the battlefield in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough, we have information documents for all your favorite games like Elden Ring, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and more! Plus, if you’re a fan of Soulslike games, we’ve got you covered with recommendations for games like Nioh, Lies of P, and Code Vein.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world of adventure, mystery, and insanity like never before!

PhenoMinecraft: Where Creepers and Endermen debate genetics and build epic worlds!

biology, BUILD, CREEPERS, debate, endermen, Epic, gene expression, genetic analysis, genetic characteristics, genetic code, genetic determinants, genetic disorders, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic markers, genetic mutations, genetic profiling, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, PhenoMinecraft, phenotype, worlds

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all your blocky friends to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest phenotype in all of Minecraft. What is this phenotype, you ask? Well, let’s just say it involves rainbow-colored creepers, diamond-encrusted chickens, and a magical unicorn that poops out golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy world filled with pixelated madness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

FriendshipCraft

alienation, depression, Difficulty, envy, Friends, FriendshipCraft, Frustration, IMPOSSIBLE, Introvert, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, longing, Normalfags, outcast, Outsider, rejection, Sadness, Social Skills, Struggle, UNFAIR

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	8775	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because on our server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Our community is so welcoming, you’ll have more friends than you can count (literally, because who has time for math when there are creepers to be avoided).

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by fellow misfits who understand the struggle of being a social outcast in the real world. We’ve got players from all walks of life, from socially awkward introverts to extroverted meme lords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re actually just staring at a screen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and finally experience the joy of friendship in a world where being a normalfag is actually a compliment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the best dad jokes. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that kind of entertainment.

WombCraft: Where even the creepers are concerned about your fertility

advice, age, balance, career, Commitment, Community, concerned, CREEPERS, decision, Dilemma, dreams, family, fertility, Future, goals, life choices, Oshi, parenthood, Priorities, relationships, streaming, Support, WombCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4472	Enchantments Applied:	262
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

And if you’re feeling lonely and looking for love, don’t worry, because on our server, you can find your soulmate and start a family all while streaming your epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, right?

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so be prepared for the unexpected.

AutoCraft Season 4: Where Mobs Fear to Tread and Creepers Know Better Than to Explode

#youtube, application form, Autocraft, BUILD, close-knit, Connected, content creators, creative skills, Creators, CREEPERS, Discord, explode, fear, Fun, Minecraft, mobs, Season, Server, smp, storylines, Tread, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	AutoCraft SMP
Season	5th season
Purpose	Close-knit SMP for content creators
Application Form	Click here

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join AutoCraft SMP?	Content creators on YouTube who are 18+.
What is the main focus of AutoCraft SMP?	To create connected builds and storylines while having fun.
How can I apply to join AutoCraft SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above.
Where can I find more information about AutoCraft SMP?	Check out our YouTube channel and Discord server (links provided above).

VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

Anime, Choices, ending, FANTASY, flat-chested, fuck, hot vampires, Kou, love, Lust, Manga, Nazuna, pink hair, refute, romance, shitty, socially awkward, SUCKS, Supernatural, Surrounded, VampiresAndLavaLOLZ

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	6743
Buildings Constructed:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience a world filled with hot vampires who are just dying to get their hands on you! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of going for the sexy bloodsuckers, you can choose to hang out with the flat-chested, socially awkward one with pink hair. Why? Because why not!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll navigate through lust, love, and questionable choices just like Kou did in this crazy anime scenario. And don’t worry about the ending being disappointing – on our server, the only ending is a never-ending party filled with laughter, fun, and of course, pink-haired vampires. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Crafting Coomers & SJWs Server: Where Chaos and Creepers Collide!

acquiesce, aggressive behavior, Agitated, bad behavior, Catering, Chaos, collide, coomers, Crafting, CREEPERS, death sentence, Demands, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, Hostile, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, online behavior, online communities, online harassment, online toxicity, Server, SJWs, Social Justice Warriors, toxic behavior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	712
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Farms Harvested:	882
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you coomers out there who thrive on chaos and unpredictability.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where coomers run rampant, demanding your attention and getting increasingly hostile if you don’t give in to their demands. It’s like a never-ending game of cat and mouse, except the cat is a coomer and the mouse is you.

But hey, who said survival had to be easy? Join our server for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of coomer-induced terror. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

YGGDRASIL: Where Stoneopolis meets D&D in a space shuttle on a journey through mods and death

Active, Bingo, Builds, Community, death, Discord, Hosting, Journey, meets, members, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Mods, monthly, Prizes, Server, Shuttle, Space, Stoneopolis, YGGDRASIL

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1278

Yggdrasil Minecraft Server Overview

Modpacks	Active Members
Valhelsia 6	430

We currently host 6 different modpacks as shown above with 430 active members in the discord community. We have a variety of different modpacks that change according to the player base. Apart from our community server (Valhelsia 6) which will stay to showcase peoples builds etc. We run a monthly Minecraft bingo game with some great prizes to be won!

If you’re interested in joining or hosting a modpack through our community, feel free to check out our discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the Yggdrasil Minecraft server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our discord server. Make sure to read the rules and guidelines before joining.
Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but we expect all players to behave respectfully and follow the server rules.
Can I suggest a new modpack for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new modpacks. You can share your ideas in our discord server and discuss them with the community.