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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1550 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 281068 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Enchantments Applied: | 189 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Just like how B.O. went out of her way to find wifey’s employer, we go out of our way to provide the craziest Minecraft experience ever. From secret dungeons filled with cheesecake to epic battles against evil bakery owners, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry, we won’t screenshot your private messages and send them to your boss. We’re all about fun and games here, not drama and cheesecake shortages. So join us today and let the madness begin!