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CraftyCapitalism Minecraft Server

Abomination, Absurd, capitalism, consumerism, corporate power, CraftyCapitalism, economic inequality, economic system, environmental degradation, Exploitation, Greed, INEQUALITY, infinite growth, Minecraft, Natural, profit-driven, Server, social injustice, societal structure, unsustainable, unsustainable practices, wealth gap

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	161	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1058
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a flying pig while battling a giant zombie with a diamond sword. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? Or when someone accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake that attracted hordes of hungry zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server, where infinite growth is not just a goal, it’s a way of life.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

The Mining Medalchads – Minecraft SMP

achievement, athletes, celebration, Champions, Competition, competition rules, eligibility, Excellence, gold medal countries, medal chads, Medalchads, Minecraft, Mining, national pride, olympics, Participation, podium, pride, smp, Sportsmanship, Thread, TOP 5, Victory, WINNERS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Only the top 5 gold medal countries are allowed to post in this thread because we only want the best of the best (sorry, silver and bronze countries, maybe next time).

Join our server if you want to participate in epic battles where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). We have insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. And don’t even get us started on our “Sheep Racing” competition – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep zooming around a track at lightning speed.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where only the most elite players are allowed entry. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Just make sure you’re from one of the top 5 gold medal countries, or else you’ll have to sit this one out.

HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crops Grown:	7958	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6866	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	244
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchantments Applied:	236
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Animals Bred:	106	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Votes:	5991
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?